Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Roy]

Feel free to write in vote for anything that somehow wasn't burned into my brain forever.

[Fagzilla]

Well, the couple who couldnt fucken wait to fuck their baby of course.

But they're all superb, and I don't have the heart to vote for just one!

[Theldorrin]

He was eaten alive?

[Roy]

No, but I still had to vote for that one. Here, I found the whole thing:

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.

Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.

One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.

Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”

The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.

The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.

Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.

A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.

[Roy]

Oh shit, I forgot about the dog that ate the baby's genitals, and the retarded kid who got hit by a car so hard that he literally broke in two.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

There's a lot of awful shit going on in that thread.

[Fagzilla]

How did the cops learn the names of the guy's PETS?

[Big Fagot]

The woman who had her baby carried into a tree by a monkey, then watched as it took a huge bite out of the kid's skull, has stuck with me.

[Fagzilla]

Huh???

I don't remember that one!

[Servbot]

What about the asian guy who stabbed some dude on a bus and ate pieces of his face?

[Fagzilla]

There was a lot more to it, but yes, what about that indeed.

[Theldorrin]

That one was awful because you know it was real, and it happened in a first world country. Whereas a lot of these ones happened in some Asian country that probably fabricates 90% of their news.

[Sporkism]

Fuck, I never knew about that spider/reptile one.

Fuck.

[Big Fagot]

Also this
And this
And this
And this

Not tragic but great
lol
I can't stop

[Fagzilla]

I have no memory whatsoever of the baby faun one, and I'm the one who posted it.

[YES]

Chainsaw stories (committing suicid by cutting your own head off with a chainsaw) are best, for reasons that Chris pointed out: not only does it suck but it actually takes more effort to set it up

[Yogurtman]

The woman who was swallowed and torn apart by the escalator has haunted me for years.

To this day, I'm always ready to LEAP OFF any escalator I ride in case the damn thing opens up under me.

[Theldorrin]

And yet you don't bother checking your trash bins.

[Yogurtman]

I hired Flexius Nandellion to do that shit for me.

[Servbot]

He does mine for free.