Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

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[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

That story actually isn't inherently funny (I was power posting), but if you were to work it into a Morgan joke, it could be funny.

[Action Hank]

GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported.

Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.

"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

A grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed the two-month-old in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds. (Watch cops react to burned baby Video)

The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.

[Big Fagot]

It would be cool if that video of "police reacting to burned baby" was just a bunch of cops screaming and pulling their hair out and barfing.

[Theldorrin]

It's certainly not going to be cooked after 10 to 20 seconds. These people don't know how to make baby.

[Rice]

It's not like you have the proper equipment available to make baby either!

[Theldorrin]

Gosh, you're one of those elitists, aren't you? There's nothing wrong with having using a microwave to cook something.

Microwaves are more advanced technology than stoves, ovens and BBQs, so by Theldorrin's Law of the Advancement of Cooking Technology, Microwaves make better food.

[Rice]

durr

[Let My Love Open The Door]

RICE, I THOUGHT YOUR JOKE WAS VERY GOOD

I guess this settles my curiosity about living things in microwaves. Even knowing nothing gets hot in a microwave in less than 10 seconds, I always had a vague image of a THING'S blood and tissue minutely boiling from the inside and dying instantly in the first second.

[Theldorrin]

Oh, I didn't even get Rice's joke.

Thank you for saying I'm not a woman, Rice.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Haha, Theldorrin thinks chicks just decide to be pregnant and then they are!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

But Theldorrin, what do you think of all the theory around microwaves actually doing very bad things to food?

[Theldorrin]

It's just a theory.

[Action Hank]

A lot of food dries out too easily in microwaves. Like noodles.

[Supah Ted]

Microwaves make terrible food.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Supah Ted was walking through the department store when he saw a sign that read "Boy's Pants Half Off."

And he said, "Where, WHERE? I don't see him!"

[Potatoes]

*camera zooms in on Cardinal Fang*

[Supah Ted]

i dont get it huh huh huh

[Supah Ted]

hammerhead sharks can reproduce without having sex, scientists confirm.

The evidence comes from a shark at Henry Doorly Zoo in Nebraska which gave birth to a pup in 2001 despite having had no contact with a male.

Genetic tests by a team from Belfast, Nebraska and Florida prove conclusively the young animal possessed no paternal DNA, Biology Letters journal reports.

The type of reproduction exhibited had been seen before in bony fish but never in cartilaginous fish such as sharks.

Parthenogenesis, as this type of reproduction is known, occurs when an egg cell is triggered to develop as an embryo without the addition of any genetic material from a male sperm cell.
The birth of the hammerhead (of the bonnethead species, Sphyrna tiburo) at Henry Doorly was as tragic as it was puzzling.

The new pup was soon killed by a stingray before keepers could remove it from its tank.

[Potatoes]

haha a stingray!

haha someone jizzed in the pool!