Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

A Pole!

[Big Fagot]

... IN Gay News?

[Supah Ted]

She was born with a genetic defect which has left her looking like the Incredible Hulk of Hounds.

While her head, heart, lungs and legs are the size of those of a normal whippet, her gene defect means she is "double muscled".

She weighs 4st4lb - twice as much as she should - and has bulging neck muscles, burly shoulders and haunches like a baboon. And unlike ordinary whippets known for their lithe and narrow frame, this four-year-old pedigree doesn't just have a sixpack stomach, she has a 24-pack.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

She looks like a total sweetie!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Fucking stones?

[Big Fagot]

That absolutely looks like a monster from Berserk.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I want that dog.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I didn't realize that she would be your type!

[Vinny]

That looks like Big Poppa Pump's dog.

[Vinny]

Anyway, I would name it Biscuit

[Vinny]

(Oliva)

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Mike Vick is so pissed that the government stopped his dog fights now.

[8 bit orgy]

Michael and Iana Straw were so busy playing the online version of "Dungeons & Dragons" their 2 children nearly starved to death. Michael met Iana 7 years ago online. Both are said to be obsessed with the internet and computers.

Michael inherited $50,000 last September, which he spent on computer equipment and a large plasma screen. The children, 11-months and 2-years, were found after a neighbor's complaint and were said to be severely malnourished and close to death.

The 11-month-old weighed only 10lbs, and her hair was matted with cat urine; she was so dehydrated she could not urinate. The couple had plenty of food in the house, but they didn't feed the children because "they were too busy playing video games."

[8 bit orgy]

Acting on the tip of a neighbor, animal control officer John Bear found a miniature horse living in a Modesto, California, couple's kitchen and dining room.


A young child about 11-years-old was discovered to be sleeping in a tent in his bedroom to hide from all the flies. The home was littered with trash and feces.


The couple was arrested on charges of child endangerment and in addition to the horse, several dogs were also brought to Animal Services. The animals were in fine health

[Seru]

Nothing gay about this!

[Seru]

I'll take back everything vile I've said about Jon Lovitz because avenging Phil Hartman is the finest thing a human being can do.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

What a Dick!

[Let My Love Open The Door]

The best thing is how easily you can imagine the dialogue in their voices. Andy sounding all gay and giggly saying "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you!" and Jon sounding all faux-dramatic bellowing "I don't want to be in your LIFE!"

Although for the universe at large, I guess that's a hard sell as a "best thing."

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

EAT FR-R-R-ESSSSH!!!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

There are probably enough of these to justify a Gay News spinoff thread devoted solely to shit-and-piss-caked animal houses, but the Morgan's mom connection somehow keep them funny.

There should be an annual cat lady convention. Apparently there would be plenty of attendees and it wouldn't be any worse than your average renaissance faire.


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The cats and dogs still carry the stench of urine and feces a day after county Animal Services officers and sheriff’s deputies rescued them from a filthy Ben Lomond house.

“Imagine 83 cats living in a house with no litter boxes for two years, and you get the general idea,” said Todd Stosuy, supervising field ranger for the county Animal Services Authority.

All together, Stosuy found 88 pets — the cats, three dogs and two iguanas — in the house Tuesday afternoon, an incident Animal Services officials have called one of the largest animal hoarding cases in recent memory.

“This is the most animals we’ve taken in a hoarding situation,” said Animal Services spokeswoman Tricia Geisreiter as she surveyed some of the cats they’ve relocated to the animal shelter in Scotts Valley.

Sheriff’s deputies were tipped off to the potential problem Tuesday afternoon when someone called and asked that a deputy check on the welfare of the pets and their owner, a woman in her 40s.

Deputy Doug Smith found dozens of cats living throughout the small three-bedroom home on Glen Arbor Road.

“He described the conditions as ‘deplorable,’” sheriff’s Sgt. Dan Campos said Wednesday.

The pets lived in two of the bedrooms, the kitchen, bathroom and communal areas the house. The woman had let the animals basically have run of the home and, in some places, the animal feces was piled 4-feet deep, according to Animal Services officials.

“It covered the TV. It covered the sink, the toilet in the bathroom,” Geisreiter said. “Every surface in the house was covered with feces and urine.”

Stosuy said he threw away his clothes after spending four hours in the house Tuesday afternoon confiscating 33 cats, two of the dogs and the iguanas.

“Today when I pulled up to the residence, I could still smell it from the road,” he said, adding the woman is still living at the house and the building has not been red-tagged.

Fifty cats remain at the house or on the property, and Animal Services officers have set live traps to catch the animals and bring them to the shelter, Geisreiter said. A family friend also took one of the dogs home.

The animals brought to the shelter were, for the most part, healthy and well-fed, officials said. The woman told Stosuy she obtained the cats through her work with local animal rescue groups and that all the felines were spayed or neutered.

“She was very well-intentioned. These cats are not in poor, poor condition,” Stosuy said.

The woman had not adopted any of the cats from the Scotts Valley shelter, officials said. They described her as an “animal hoarder,” someone who has a mental illness or compulsion to collect pets.

“The mind-set of collectors is they’re the only ones who can care for the animals,” Stosuy said.

Animal Control officials will keep the pets at the Scotts Valley shelter until their investigation is complete and are coordinating with the Watsonville shelter and the Santa Cruz SPCA to house all of the animals.

The woman could face misdemeanor animal neglect charges but had not been cited Wednesday afternoon, Stosuy said.