Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:05 pm)

Bear Grylls has been fucking fired. Over a contract dispute.

Couldn't he have gone out by like fighting a polar bear to the death?

GimpMask · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:53 pm)

I cannot link the report but it described his job description as"forced to bite heads off if snakes wrap his head in a urine soaked shirt and drink his own urine to survive after being dropped into a dangerous wilderness"

Theldorrin · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:12 pm)

I finally saw Bear Grylls on TV a year or so ago, and didn't realize he was a very pretty man and a Brit.

For some reason I had always gotten the impression that he was some sort of brutish fellow, and not someone that pranced about in the fields.
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GimpMask · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:23 pm)

He is a brute with a heart of gold. He's a super Guy, it just so happens that he is the closest thing to a totally unrealistically raoh-like manga character who happens to be real.

GimpMask · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:26 pm)

And he is an extremely good-looking man. His existence makes little sense.

Theldorrin · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:16 pm)

He's more like some bishonen character from yaoi than Raoh.

Or maybe Ranma?
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GimpMask · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:34 pm)

*OOF*

Impossible...

OBJECTION!

This British SAS French legioning holds world record for highest recorded height into atmosphere and hydrates himself with elephant shit and broke his back repeatedly with his freedall entrances is not. Priapic to the limit? Calling your logic faulty us incorrect...it simply does not exist!

Theldorrin · (Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:42 pm)

QED
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GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:31 am)

Try posting a picture of him insanely leaping into Arctic water than doing push ups naked. Climbing a glacier with a Flint and then devouring a freshly killed animal looking like he just vamped that period style pussy

GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:33 am)

His personality is so likable. You just wanna make him a pi tire construction Ted of hard noodles that forms a heart, but looking at his body of work you become fearful he he urinates on his clothes to keep warm and that he may snap your femur in half to suck out the bone marrow.

Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:38 am)

It sounds like you're confusing him with someone that isn't a phoney, like Les Stroud.
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GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:46 am)

YOU MOTHER FUCKER SHUT YOUR FUCKING HERESY RIDDEN MOUTH

LES STROUD IS A DUMB FAGGOT WHO SITS UNDER A BUNDLE OF STICKS PLAYING A HARMONI A PISSING HIMSELF OUT OF FEAR

BEAR IS NOT ASKED TO SURVIVE HES ASJED TO BE GOKU AND SAFETLY EXIT AN ENVIRONMENT THAT WOULD KILL A SULF SUFFUCIENT WILD MAN WITHIN 12 HOURS. OF COURSE A MEDUCAL TEAM IS THERE JUAT IN CASE HIS INSANE DESCENT DOWN A TWO HUNDRED FOOT HIGH WATERFALL ENDS IN DISASTER

Basically he's asked to perform insane stunts while getting out of a dangerous locale

Stroud sits around bundled up for five days till his friend gets him via GPS

Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:08 am)

Bear Grylls loves mincing about in hot vacation spots and creating television episodes about it.
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Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:09 am)

"A scene where Grylls was purported to have escaped from an active volcano by leaping across lava, avoiding poisonous sulphur dioxide gas, was actually enhanced with special effects, using hot coal and smoke machines."
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Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:10 am)

"Similarly, another episode gave viewers the impression that Grylls "was a 'real life Robinson Crusoe' stuck on a desert island", while in reality he was on an outlying part of the Hawaiian archipelago and retired to a motel at night."
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GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:19 am)

Besides those being filthy lies, how can you fake climbing down a massive jagged canyon and proceeding to eat a dead sheep's eye? OK, maybe he almost vomited it up, but even if that was true no freaking way they can just fake the true insanity of his predictaments.

Theldorrin · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:54 am)

No, the things you believe are the lies.

Here's an example.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBmhNA7JME4
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GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:18 pm)

Do you really think they'd let the cat out of the bag so flagrantly? How about you provide a link to him doing something so utterly insane and ridiculous its like what the he'll?

Seru · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:49 pm)

Les Stroud is pretty great. Looks like that social capital just took another hit.

GimpMask · (Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:27 pm)

Whoa there, he's the survivorman, correct? Is he Canadian? Cause that's the only explanation about how MY social capital took a hit. Even if he is, and I never thought id disagree with you CLINT, but if you prefer stroud over bear, it'd be the other way around.

How broke am I anyway?