Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Magic Juan]

I guess people expected to say The Mars Volta and not summon me, or something.

[Jason]

What is it with you and fucking, being gay?

[Action Hank]

The choir effect in Bohemian Rhapsody was created by having May, Mercury, and Taylor sing their vocal parts continually for ten to twelve hours a day, resulting in 180 separate overdubs, which were then combined into successive submixes.


And this was all mixed by hand.

[YES]

black people secrete more often through skin rather than through kidney, giving them a foul odor and slimy more

[Servbot]

None of that is true at all.

[cloacal kiss]

I've only seen birds fucking once, and it honestly makes things MORE confusing. Why then? I see so many birds, what was it about that day and that place?

[Magic Juan]

*posts something completely mundane and not worth a responsive*
*Jason accidentally lights house on fire in panicked rush to flame me*

[L Ron Butterfly]

I was really shocked to find out that "responsive" was a noun.

[Magic Juan]

Well, sometimes the ol' noggin doesn't work as well as you want it to!

[Username]

[L Ron Butterfly]

Whenever Barack Obama talks, John McCain looks as though a coconut is being forced into his anus.

[Fagzilla]

That's not funny, my dad died that way.

[BigJoeMex]

I didn't watch the debate, but I heard Obama was acting all smug and gay the whole time.

[Mike Dunn]

McCain was acting like he couldn't even stand to hear Obama talk for 3 seconds.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Obama smirking the whole time isn't as visually interesting as McCain's impression of a shitty comedian.

[L Ron Butterfly]

McCain has the worst poker face. Whether he thought he was going to make a good point against Obama, or Obama was saying something he totally had no response to, was written all over his face at any given point.

The highlight of the debate was when they finally tricked McCain into bringing up William Ayers, and Obama just put on this "I'm am the picture of innocence" face the entire time McCain was talking.

[Username]

"You think I won't bring him up? Oh, I'll bring him up all right. I'll bring him up so fucking hard you'll be hiding in a cave with Osama within a week!"

*pussyfoots around, eventually mentions Ayers while looking away from Obama"

[AdvisorExedor]

These dbates are such shit. Watch old presidential debates on youtube to see how adults were used to act.

REagan bullshitted a lot, but at least he had to do it competently and smoothly.

[L Ron Butterfly]

I think any kind of "the past was so much better than the present" attitude is retarded, and you really have to factor in that, as media technology improves, these guys are under more and more pressure to be ON all the time, and that pressure takes a toll on them and makes them way more inclinded to fuck up.

There was no YOUTUBE when Reagan was running. He could do stump speeches and decide whether or not a camera would be there. He could televise major ones and then not televise a speech in some rural area where he might behave in a different manner than if the camera were on. He only had to avoid making an outlandish quote that a journalist could use in his paper covering the speech.

Obama and McCain are both outstanding human beings! Obama was the first black president of Harvard! Come on! Who wouldn't want a guy who was president of Harvard to be president of the United States?

And if you think McCain winning would be the end of the world or something, check out his roast at the Al Smith Dinner. He's a decent guy with good comic timing and a self-deprecating sense of humor. He's taking this whole RUNNING AGAINST THE GUY WHO WILL PROBABLY BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT thing in far finer stride than most people would have.

[Jason]

I don't judge a candidate's merits on how well they can recite a smirking political monologue written by someone else.