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Life is a Nightmare
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Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:40 pm)
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Fuck cougars, fight bears, sexually.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 pm)
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There is a special song that you can play on a flute that will allow a bear to let you ride him like a horse
Psarevo


(Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:04 pm)
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Wow, that's what I call fulfilling Pat's fantasies!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:49 pm)
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Tell me about it ...
Psarevo


(Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:54 pm)
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ridin' a bear...
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:59 pm)
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"Big Cuddly Brutal Bear in Montreal needs Breakfast in Bed Nelly for rip-rawring good time"
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:02 pm)
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"Santa Cruz Stephanie Siblings need Smooth uncut Twink to Roleplay Spartacus, Ronnie Rotten's need not apply, kid's show only, plent of free silly pills"
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:04 pm)
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"WANTED: HUMAN BEING WITHOUT ANY FELONIES MAIL ME PICS AND BACKGROUND CHECK FLORIDA@FLORIDA.GOV"
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:46 pm)
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I had to wait the table of an arch-conservative couple and they were insane and they cornered me for 20 minutes to talk about Obama being a Marxist and McCain being a liberal democrat.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:48 pm)
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If you don't follow up your post with "I baited it out of them and they must have been joking" I'm going to leap out of the fucking window
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:48 pm)
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Was that on Sunday?
Big Fagot
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:49 pm)
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:50 pm)
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Where the fuck is this Obama being a marxist coming from! I don't know about politics or political beliefs, but I don't think a marxist is going to have any chance at acquiring a seat at the Board of Zoning and Commisions in Podunk Idaho, let alone possible become the president of the United States of America!
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:50 pm)
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Most people have no idea what a Marxist is.
Big Fagot
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(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:51 pm)
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Anyone who isn't a murdering racist in America is a Marxist.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:51 pm)
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Psycho Mantis has really lost the ability to intimidate
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:52 pm)
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He should probably BUFF UP
Magic Juan
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(Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:40 pm)
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The omnispirit is really trying to contact me lately!

The other day I was tired and in the car, but in an upbeat mood, and I heard a song that sounded like Born to Run. It ended up not being Born to Run, but then I switched the dial to the other classic rock station and Born to Run was on. This was all before work. After work, right as I was leaving, Jungleland was on the radio! Either a spirit of a dead friend or relative is trying to contact me, or I'm due for some sort of climactic event.

Today I was listening to the radio, and two stations had Stevie Ray Vaughn on simultaneously. Need I say more?
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:41 pm)
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Start calling your friends and telling them good-bye
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:44 pm)
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