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		| Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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				| Fuck cougars, fight bears, sexually. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| There is a special song that you can play on a flute that will allow a bear to let you ride him like a horse |  | 
	
		| Psarevo 
 
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				| Wow, that's what I call fulfilling Pat's fantasies! |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| Tell me about it ... |  | 
	
		| Psarevo 
 
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				| ridin' a bear... |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| "Big Cuddly Brutal  Bear in Montreal needs Breakfast in Bed Nelly for rip-rawring good time" |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| "Santa Cruz Stephanie Siblings need Smooth uncut Twink to Roleplay Spartacus, Ronnie Rotten's need not apply, kid's show only, plent of free silly pills" |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| "WANTED: HUMAN BEING WITHOUT ANY FELONIES MAIL ME PICS AND BACKGROUND CHECK FLORIDA@FLORIDA.GOV" |  | 
	
		| Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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 (Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:46 pm)
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				| I had to wait the table of an arch-conservative couple and they were insane and they cornered me for 20 minutes to talk about Obama being a Marxist and McCain being a liberal democrat. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| If you don't follow up your post with "I baited it out of them and they must have been joking" I'm going to leap out of the fucking window |  | 
	
		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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				| Was that on Sunday? |  | 
	
		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| Where the fuck is this Obama being a marxist coming from! I don't know about politics or political beliefs, but I don't think a marxist is going to have any chance at acquiring a seat at the Board of Zoning and Commisions in Podunk Idaho, let alone possible become the president of the United States of America! |  | 
	
		| Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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				| Most people have no idea what a Marxist is. |  | 
	
		| Big Fagot Alpha ape
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				| Anyone who isn't a murdering racist in America is a Marxist. |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| Psycho Mantis has really lost the ability to intimidate |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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				| He should probably BUFF UP |  | 
	
		| Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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				| The omnispirit is really trying to contact me lately! 
 The other day I was tired and in the car, but in an upbeat mood, and I heard a song that sounded like Born to Run. It ended up not being Born to Run, but then I switched the dial to the other classic rock station and Born to Run was on. This was all before work. After work, right as I was leaving, Jungleland was on the radio! Either a spirit of a dead friend or relative is trying to contact me, or I'm due for some sort of climactic event.
 
 Today I was listening to the radio, and two stations had Stevie Ray Vaughn on simultaneously. Need I say more?
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		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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 (Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:41 pm)
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				| Start calling your friends and telling them good-bye |  | 
	
		| GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes.
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