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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:18 pm) Reply

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Rebel Yell: A Play |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:19 pm) Reply

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ALDP |
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| *walks into restaurant and lights a cigarette* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:20 pm) Reply

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Peter, seated at a table |
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| *peaks over massive pile of food and coughs loudly* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:21 pm) Reply

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ALDP |
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*takes off sunglasses and squints at menu like a badass, the way Tom Cruise squints sometimes*
*is still smoking, and wearing a leather jacket* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:22 pm) Reply

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Theldorrin, sitting across from Peter |
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*stops playing footsie with Peter and glares at ALDP*
*coughs loudly* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:23 pm) Reply

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Hostess, addressing ALDP |
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*has really big tits*
You can take any seat you want, sir. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:25 pm) Reply

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ALDP |
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*arches eyebrow at waitress and continues smoking*
I can... take... any seat? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:26 pm) Reply

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Hostess |
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| *giggles and blushes* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:27 pm) Reply

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Theldorrin, whispering to Peter |
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| Honey, DO something. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:28 pm) Reply

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Peter |
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*looks really pissed off and absolutely impotent*
*coughs louder* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:30 pm) Reply

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ALDP |
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*lights fourth cigarette of scene and gives Peter a quizzical look, like he's giving him a chance to cut his bullshit*
Geez, buddy, you don't sound too good. Maybe you should go get some fresh air? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:31 pm) Reply

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Hostess |
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| *giggles again and starts orgasming* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:33 pm) Reply

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ALDP |
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THE END |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:23 pm) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| This is a true story? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:29 pm) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| I toned down what Theldorrin was doing to Peter under the table. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:55 am) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| who is Chuck Zito? |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:24 am) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| He's a tough guy. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:40 am) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| I bet they went home and then told Magic Juan about it and Magic Juan went, "God! The nerve of some people!" |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:52 am) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| Chuck Zito juggles being both the bodyguard and beater-up of Jean-Claude Van Damme. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:56 pm) Reply

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Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |
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| The pay must be good |
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