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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:18 pm)
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				|  Rebel Yell: A Play |  |  
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:19 pm)
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				|  ALDP |  |  
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				| *walks into restaurant and lights a cigarette* |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:20 pm)
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				|  Peter, seated at a table |  |  
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				| *peaks over massive pile of food and coughs loudly* |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:21 pm)
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				|  ALDP |  |  
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				| *takes off sunglasses and squints at menu like a badass, the way Tom Cruise squints sometimes* 
 *is still smoking, and wearing a leather jacket*
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:22 pm)
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				|  Theldorrin, sitting across from Peter |  |  
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				| *stops playing footsie with Peter and glares at ALDP* 
 *coughs loudly*
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:23 pm)
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				|  Hostess, addressing ALDP |  |  
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				| *has really big tits* 
 You can take any seat you want, sir.
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:25 pm)
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				|  ALDP |  |  
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				| *arches eyebrow at waitress and continues smoking* 
 I can... take...  any seat?
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:26 pm)
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				|  Hostess |  |  
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				| *giggles and blushes* |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:27 pm)
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				|  Theldorrin, whispering to Peter |  |  
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				| Honey, DO something. |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:28 pm)
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				|  Peter |  |  
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				| *looks really pissed off and absolutely impotent* 
 *coughs louder*
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:30 pm)
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				|  ALDP |  |  
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				| *lights fourth cigarette of scene and gives Peter a quizzical look, like he's giving him a chance to cut his bullshit* 
 Geez, buddy, you don't sound too good.  Maybe you should go get some fresh air?
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		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:31 pm)
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				|  Hostess |  |  
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				| *giggles again and starts orgasming* |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:33 pm)
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				|  ALDP |  |  
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		| Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:23 pm)
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				|  Re: Rebel Yell: A Play |  |  
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				| This is a true story? |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:29 pm)
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				| I toned down what Theldorrin was doing to Peter under the table. |  | 
	
		| Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:55 am)
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				| who is Chuck Zito? |  | 
	
		| Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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				| He's a tough guy. |  | 
	
		| MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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				| I bet they went home and then told Magic Juan about it and Magic Juan went, "God! The nerve of some people!" |  | 
	
		| Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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 (Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:52 am)
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				| Chuck Zito juggles being both the bodyguard and beater-up of Jean-Claude Van Damme. |  | 
	
		| Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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				| The pay must be good |  | 
	
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