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johnbuisthegreat
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Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:10 am)
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5. One More Magic Potion

Once when we were returning from a battle and
We got lost in a gloomy forest
in the middle of the woods
we saw an old house
with tired minds we knocked
the door very loudly
Old woman opened the wooden door
She asked us to come in
with kind words
From her pot arose a scent so weird
Stunning and bitter but very summoning

Bring me a magic potion
it will heal my aching wounds
A taste so bitter that makes
my bleeding soul feel so good
It will make us sing and dance
in our endless feast
Or it might even unleash
the beast in me

She filled out pints with that devils beverage
And served another round with an hideous grin
The world was spinning in a new light I saw everything
and everyone was singing this song

With nature, trolls and the spirits of the forest
We are one; let our singing rise up into the stars
The witch's magic drum was still beating hard
When a goblin brought me a new pint and together we roared

Drink and dance!
People of the forest sing with us!
Who wants to brawl with me?
Who can shape a kantele from a pike's jaw?
Like the great one once did

Close your eyes
Calm your mind and drift away from the pain
Beyond dreams
Into the depths of the cauldron
Like a rain it falls
And mirrors nature's healing powers
Surrender this time
And relief you shall find

Catcher of souls
hunter of spirits
Grant us the final frop of the life's elixir
I want to drown all my misery
Into the green trolls blood
And brown swamp drink
Fight against diminishing time
Burden of a solitary warrior's life
Catcher of souls
hunter of spirits
Grant us the final frop of the life's elixir

Bring me a magic potion
it will heal my aching wounds
A taste so bitter that makes
my bleeding soul feel so good
It will make us sing and dance
in our endless feast
Or it might even unleash
the beast in me
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:20 am)
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o.o
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:25 am)
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mp3?
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:37 am)
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Worst thread ever?

The answer is no, clearly.

But probably top 5%.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:14 am)
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Peter dreams
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:15 am)
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Dreaming of Peter.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:38 pm)
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http://www.myspace.com/officialensiferum

the great jon told me about them
Action Hank
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(Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:54 pm)
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http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/piggy.swf
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