Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:57 pm)

what if he took a masterful shit and then packaged it and delivered it to the neighbors as a housewarming present

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:58 pm)

What if he ruined a magician's show by walking up to him before and saying "Don't amaze me, bro" so the magician had to do all these really corny and bad tricks, and the guy was just sitting up front laughing his ass off at the misery he caused.

"Uhhhh, LOOK BEHIND YOU! *puts long handkerchief back in pocket* OK, turn back now! Where'd the handkerchief go!?"

MADali · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:59 pm)

That guy would be Chris Psaros, because he'd think it was all so fantastically ironic
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Mike Dunn · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:00 pm)

What if he was at a John Kerry speech asking a really obnoxious question and then the police tried to escort him off the premises but he didn't comply so they pulled out a taser and he yelled "don't tase me, bro!"

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:01 pm)

As long as we're exploring M, what if the guy was Theseus and he was pleading his case with Minos? He might say "Don't maze me, bro!"

Mike Dunn · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:02 pm)

Fuck, I was either gonna use that one or make a Shining reference.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:06 pm)

What if somebody said "It was hilarious when you yelled 'Don't tazer me, man!'" and the guy said "Don't rephrase me, bro!"

MADali · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:09 pm)

What if Mike Dunn went to his director friend, and they talked about this, and their new movie had the phrase "Tasing is the lincoln's log" and when it is film, Mike Dunn comes and shows it to us, to win FTU's support?
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:11 pm)

Madali, you gooked that up so magnificently

MADali · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:14 pm)

please be stopping from applying electrical shock to me, american brother
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YES · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:00 pm)

HAHAHA RAPE ARE THE DEVILS LINCOLN LOGS!!!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:12 pm)

What if he was doing something really embarrassing and a friend had a video camera and he said, "Don't tape me, bro!"?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:25 pm)

That's what I should have said that fateful night in 2002!

Servbot · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:30 pm)

What if he was fucking this girl really hard and she was his sister and she said "Don't impregnate me, bro."

My Head Hurts 90 · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:41 pm)

What if he was forced to do gay porn and he said, "Don't gape me, bro!"?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:58 pm)

What if he was gay and his boyfriend was all feeling his junk and then refused to go all the way so he said, "Don't tease me, bro!"?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:25 am)

What if neither of them were gay, but they were in a room with a chick, and they both wanted to grab and molest the chick, and it was pitch dark in the room, and the one guy grabbed the other guy (who thought he was grabbing the chick), and the second guy said, "Don't... HEY, s'me, bro!"

Just kidding, they're both gay.

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:16 am)

What if a really uneducated black guy was thinking of quitting his job, and when somebody asked him why he was thinking of quitting, he responded curtly, "Don't pays me, bro"?

Rice · (Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:21 am)

What if he was being attacked by the crew of the USS Enterprise and he was all like, "Don't phase me, bro!"

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:24 am)

What if you went up to the guy who wrote The Divine Comedy and asked him where Dante was, and he said, "Dante is me, bro."