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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:24 pm) Reply

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*wakes up again violently* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:26 pm) Reply

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Man, I really gotta stop eating entire beastlords for dinner. God, too bad Chris Psaros isn't here to hear me talk to myself about what a huge disgusting slob I am and simultaneously reference Gimp Mask, his butt buddy. I meant butt buddy sarcastically because that is what a fratboy would say and math has allowed me to evolve beyond that. Oink. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:27 pm) Reply

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*It's morning. Big Fagot gets out of bed and makes sure to ask his parents if they raised the American flag up the flag pole this morning. His parents look at each other and then ask him what he wants for breakfast.* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:28 pm) Reply

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Grape Nuts for me! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:28 pm) Reply

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*pour him a bowl of grape nuts and give it to him* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:29 pm) Reply

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So son, have you thought about what you're going to do now that you've graduated? Maybe you could join the Peace Corps! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:30 pm) Reply

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Yeah, and then I'll start calling black people African-Americans! *snorts and digs up a bunch of grape nuts* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:30 pm) Reply

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*exchange a worried look* |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:31 pm) Reply

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It's okay mom and dad. I'm going to move to California with my friend Chris Psaros who I know over the internet. And then my friend Jason, who I also know over the internet and wants to be a professional wrestler, might come with me. I could probably look into a job at Silicon Valley! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:32 pm) Reply

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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:32 pm) Reply

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:33 pm) Reply

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Mad as a Hatter |
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*wakes up* Oh God, it was all a dream, it was all a dream... |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:33 pm) Reply

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Mad as a Hatter |
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Oh wait, I'm still a gay piece of fuck! |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:34 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU's most candid moments |
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***FIN*** |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:38 pm) Reply

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Leo Bloom and Max Bialystock probably would have chosen this over Springtime For Hitler if they had been given the chance. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:39 pm) Reply

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Hahahahaha _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:26 am) Reply

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I think this was petty good! _________________
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:27 am) Reply

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I was really drunk when I read this so I laughed for ten minutes straight like a completely faggot. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:27 am) Reply

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*grape nuts* |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:52 am) Reply

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This play is very good. |
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