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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:34 pm) Reply

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EightBitOrgy: i want to be a rapist |
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rorschach2121: I am 42 years old.
rorschach2121: I still live at home.
EightBitOrgy: cock fat
rorschach2121: People call me fag all the time.
EightBitOrgy: oh yeah
rorschach2121: I want to kill them.
rorschach2121: So I went out and go a gun.
rorschach2121: A sniper rifle.
EightBitOrgy: ummmm
EightBitOrgy: thats not a good rampage weapon
rorschach2121: You, sir.
EightBitOrgy: it takes a while to reload one
rorschach2121: know nothing.
EightBitOrgy: this isn't unreal tournament
rorschach2121: I want to take them out one by one.
rorschach2121: Make them bleed.
rorschach2121: before
rorschach2121: I hack them up.
EightBitOrgy: with a sniper rifle right?
rorschach2121: No cock face.
rorschach2121: Witha a ax.
rorschach2121: I also want to be an ax murder.
rorschach2121: No that would be a cool rampage.
EightBitOrgy: i want to be a rapist
rorschach2121: If some guy
rorschach2121: got and ax
rorschach2121: and just went wild in public
EightBitOrgy: strabgle little girls while i anally rape them
rorschach2121: dont let them die till your done
EightBitOrgy: i keep them in my closet
rorschach2121: It helps get you off when they kick.
EightBitOrgy: give them enough food to keep the alive
rorschach2121: i have one in my closet now.
rorschach2121: My mom dose not say anything
rorschach2121: becasue
rorschach2121: I stapled her mouth shut.
EightBitOrgy: i beat them into submission
EightBitOrgy: they cry fucking constantly
EightBitOrgy: the say things like why and shit
rorschach2121: I beat them with my cock.
EightBitOrgy: i skip the foreplay
EightBitOrgy: i beat them so hard they cant see
EightBitOrgy: its really annoying when they pray
rorschach2121: hahaha
rorschach2121: I eat there skin.
rorschach2121: after I mentaly rape them
EightBitOrgy: i make her eat her own shit
EightBitOrgy: see said she wanted to die
EightBitOrgy: i said she already is
EightBitOrgy: i never kill them
rorschach2121: hahaha
EightBitOrgy: i let them free almost dead
rorschach2121: Do you tell them you are the devil.
EightBitOrgy: no
rorschach2121: and that they are in hell
EightBitOrgy: i tell them i am jesus
EightBitOrgy: when they are free
rorschach2121: and that they did this to themselves
EightBitOrgy: they are completely fucked up
EightBitOrgy: they become goths and shit
rorschach2121: amen brother.
EightBitOrgy: i drive by their houses and stare
EightBitOrgy: they start crying like pussies
rorschach2121: I hide in their houses
rorschach2121: and wait for them to leave
EightBitOrgy: i call them and tell i will kill them if they say anything
rorschach2121: so I can steal all of their
EightBitOrgy: i fucked this one cunt called Terrine or something
rorschach2121: terrene?
rorschach2121: or
EightBitOrgy: i think
rorschach2121: Ashton?
rorschach2121: Terrene is her fack name
EightBitOrgy: terrene is the nickname i gave her]
rorschach2121: OOOOO
rorschach2121: I see
EightBitOrgy: i made her watch family videos while fucking her in a wound
rorschach2121: Well it took me two weeks to get her real name out of her.
EightBitOrgy: the cunt almost killed herself with a spoon
rorschach2121: You did a grand job on her sir.
rorschach2121: Hahaha
rorschach2121: just a spoon
rorschach2121: One girl I had one time
rorschach2121: tried to use a spork.
EightBitOrgy: i stitched up her woud with a hot wrench
rorschach2121: she stuck the spork in her eye.
EightBitOrgy: i like to lick the eyeballs when they cry
rorschach2121: and tried to dig her brians out.
EightBitOrgy: that really get them scared
EightBitOrgy: i like to piss on them
rorschach2121: I love you jesus.
EightBitOrgy: they like that
EightBitOrgy: i never fuck them in the vagina
EightBitOrgy: i stick hard shit in there
EightBitOrgy: my closet smells bad after im done
EightBitOrgy: i tell them i will let them live if they clean it up with there tongue
rorschach2121: I am going to post this.
EightBitOrgy: they usually say no then i beat them some more
EightBitOrgy: i like to beat them with DBZ fugures
EightBitOrgy: they grow up to hate DBZ
EightBitOrgy: sometimes, while fucking them, i quote fight club
EightBitOrgy: then talk about raping there mother
rorschach2121: God still loves us?
EightBitOrgy: i tell them that im god
rorschach2121: and Jesus
EightBitOrgy: tell her that i came to earth to "purify"
EightBitOrgy: i stick crosses ijn there ass
rorschach2121: Amen.
EightBitOrgy: while fucking them in the ass
EightBitOrgy: i put an oiley sheet in their muths
EightBitOrgy: that gets them delirious
EightBitOrgy: they start going fucking phsyco
EightBitOrgy: its funny as shit
rorschach2121: Have you ever acted like you were a Greek?
EightBitOrgy: they think their in heaven and shit
EightBitOrgy: one time...
rorschach2121: really.
EightBitOrgy: i had this cunt believe she was tallking to her dead grandmother or some shit like that
EightBitOrgy: i killed their grandmother
EightBitOrgy: or thats what i tell her
EightBitOrgy: then she starts to cry again
EightBitOrgy: then i have to beat her all over again
EightBitOrgy: i said it would be alot easier if she just stayed quiet
EightBitOrgy: but i like it when they try to yell through a oily sheet
EightBitOrgy: i like to release rabid animal in the closet
EightBitOrgy: it's funny as shit
EightBitOrgy: i pt padding against on the walls of the closet
rorschach2121: I will have to try that.
EightBitOrgy: they try to beat their heads against the walls to kill themselves
EightBitOrgy: i had a boy before but he was too easy
EightBitOrgy: they dont have the same effect
EightBitOrgy: you know this terinne chick?
rorschach2121: Yeah.
rorschach2121: I hope you go and rape her again.
EightBitOrgy: why?
EightBitOrgy: thy are not fun the second time
rorschach2121: She is a fucking whore.
rorschach2121: Just kill her then.
EightBitOrgy: stuck a Final Fight cartridge in her ass
EightBitOrgy: i told haggar was holy
EightBitOrgy: she said "yes master"
EightBitOrgy: i beat her some more
EightBitOrgy: she had nice flowing hair
EightBitOrgy: i jizzed all ovewr it and made her rip it out
EightBitOrgy wants to directly connect.
rorschach2121 is now directly connected.
EightBitOrgy:
EightBitOrgy: look at her eyes
rorschach2121: Hahahaha
EightBitOrgy: her teeth weren't like before i got to her
EightBitOrgy: i stuck hot crowbar in her mouth
EightBitOrgy: she thought she could block it by closing her mouth
rorschach2121: No wonder she wants to kill herself all the time.
EightBitOrgy: what a dumb whore
EightBitOrgy: you mean she's still alive?
EightBitOrgy: fuck
EightBitOrgy: i dumped her in a swamp
EightBitOrgy: i thought i killed her
EightBitOrgy: she stopped breathing for a while
rorschach2121: No she is still around.
EightBitOrgy: she starting to really fucking stink
rorschach2121: acting like a little bitch
EightBitOrgy: well, more than usual
EightBitOrgy: when she acts like a bitch. do this...
EightBitOrgy: Bring up fght club and final fight
rorschach2121: ok will do sir.
EightBitOrgy: shell know what youre talking about
EightBitOrgy: i have to go now
EightBitOrgy: im horny and i need to go for a "drive"
EightBitOrgy: i'll go to sim's park up by main street
EightBitOrgy: there is a forest by there in which i can hide
rorschach2121: ok
EightBitOrgy: ill wait until one wanders off and i make my catch
rorschach2121: good luck
EightBitOrgy: well, seeya
rorschach2121: you sick fuck
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:34 pm) Reply

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Re: EightBitOrgy: i want to be a rapist |
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OH MY GOD |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:41 pm) Reply

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New personal picture for a couple hours |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:51 pm) Reply

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Re: EightBitOrgy: i want to be a rapist |
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got and ax |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:11 pm) Reply

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EightBitOrgy: too bad you cant post pics in chat
OutlawCtarl: i know
OutlawCtarl: i wish you could
EightBitOrgy: chris, go to school
EightBitOrgy: lazy fuck
OutlawCtarl: yeah you lazy ass
OutlawCtarl: donkey dick
EightBitOrgy: this is horrible |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:07 pm) Reply

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[16:24] Peter Jones: I want to play SOTN but if I start I won't stop for days.
[16:24] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: i played for a bit and stopped
[16:24] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: playing with luck is tougher
[16:24] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: but I got end game gear
[16:24] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: which is needed
[16:25] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: because the more constitution you have when you level = more max hp
[16:25] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: i like buying the joeseph cloak quick
[16:25] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and before leveling using a constitution potion
[16:25] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and equiping high con gear
[16:25] Peter Jones: These techniques are crazy!
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: does it make you want to find high con gear
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and level with it
[16:27] Peter Jones: I've never heard of it!
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and get more max hp than anyone ever has had before
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: equip a lot of con gear and level up
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: check your max hp
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: then de equip it and level up
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: save your game first
[16:27] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: check your max hp
[16:28] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: i remember testing this back in the day |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:08 pm) Reply

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[14:53] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: i used to go to strip clubs in the Marines
[14:53] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: i would wad up and chuck dollar bills at strippers on the sattelite stages
[14:53] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and make them into dollar paper airplanes
[14:53] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: and they would tell me "dont do that" and keep my fucking money and not dance on my cock
[14:54] Jon the Great: kol
[14:54] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: killing out loud?
[14:54] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: you should keep that quiet
[14:54] jOHnbUisTHeGreat: the cops might hear |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:09 pm) Reply

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The board is very reading-intensive tonight. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:10 pm) Reply

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So that's what constituition meant |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:23 pm) Reply

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i have to retest this theory but I believe it worked! Anyways you dont even need the health but YOU FUCKING NEED TO MASTER THE GAME! and that is knowing everything |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:24 pm) Reply

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i started a 99 luck game and used the glitch to keep the armor! fucking level 10 with the Alucard sword shield and everything else! FUCK |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:28 pm) Reply
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Playing with 99 luck and no armour is where it's at.
Be a man! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:29 pm) Reply
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Also fighting bosses with the Axe Armor.
At least the ones that don't require you to jump. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:37 pm) Reply

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I started the game as axe armor and turned into an axe armor and fell into a pit and couldn't get out |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:27 am) Reply

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*DUMP* |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:57 am) Reply

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*turns into axe armor and dies in a pit* |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:08 am) Reply
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her teeth weren't like that before i got to her |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:18 am) Reply

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As soon as I start to gear up in any Castlevania game, LUCK is the standard becnhmark in deciding what I equip. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:32 am) Reply

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Doesn't luck just make items drop off of monsters more often? If you're playing with no equipment anyway what's the point? |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4770 (Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:07 am) Reply

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because your stats will be so shitty and no equipment is the ultimate challenge, you cant get hit more than once if that |
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