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Video games are so fucking gay |
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Movies are for fags |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:48 pm) Reply

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After that, you get to first form Ms.Garra, and when you reach fourth form Ms.Garra, you're treated to a fucking SHOW |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:48 pm) Reply

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I was tremendously sick today and missed an entire day. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:49 pm) Reply

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Oh? Yeah, I wondered why you didn't answer the phone |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:50 pm) Reply

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You need to eat more wild beests so you can be hardy and immune to illness like myself |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:52 pm) Reply

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deelishus beests |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:55 pm) Reply

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It's astounding more people aren't on at 1 in the morning no a early Friday morning |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:03 pm) Reply

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I like fat women
Attractive fat women, that is
Their fat must be shaped correctly, and they must be pretty
Ugly fat women, or misproportioned fat women are not acceptable |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:04 pm) Reply

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They also must be clean
Nothing upsets me more than an asshole which smells like shit
That's the worst! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:05 pm) Reply

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Are you offended by your own asshole? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:05 pm) Reply

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Oh, and they cannot be flirtatious, or attempt to be cozy with anyone
I also don't like it when girls have friends, or any sort of structure to their family, it makes things difficult |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:06 pm) Reply

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My asshole is so clean
It has no shit odor to it at all |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:07 pm) Reply

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Mental imbalance is a plus, provided it's not total psycho mental imbalance |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:08 pm) Reply

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Fat chicks in party hats |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:09 pm) Reply

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Pants and a t-shirt. No slutty weirdness mom tops, or tattoos of any kind, that's just wrong, if I see a tramp tattoo, I'm likely to lure you into my home force you to drink my ass gin and cock juice and then beat you to death with a potatoe in a sock |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:10 pm) Reply

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A real keeper! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:12 pm) Reply

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Yes
Essentially I want a girl who cannot have any feelings for anyone but me, be a little off-balance, have a poor social life and family life, and be devoted to my every whim and allow me to do whatever I want with her under any circumstance |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:14 pm) Reply

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I would not beat her, though perhaps I would lash her sometimes during sexual intercourse with a light whip of some kind |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:17 pm) Reply

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So you want a fat girl with a clean asshole who has no family or friends and will follow you around like a hungry cat? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:18 pm) Reply

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Well, it would be nice if she wasn't fat, but yes |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:19 pm) Reply

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That sounds like the optimal situation |
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