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Supah Ted Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 863 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:20 am) Reply

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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:26 am) Reply

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| HAHAHA |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:27 pm) Reply

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What's funny is that when you Google this everybody's like, "THIS IS FAKE, RIGHT????", only there are no definitive answers at this time.
But come on. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:35 pm) Reply

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| If it wasn't for the testimonials section, I'd guess that it was real. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:36 pm) Reply

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"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"
It makes me want to buy a wife so that one day I can sell my daughter. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:17 pm) Reply

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| You have to spend money to make money. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:05 pm) Reply

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| I read it as marryyourdaughter |
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