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johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:25 am)
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| OK I rarely told anyone about this story but now I will because it is kind of humorous I guess. I was drink and making out with my cousins fat friend and while making out I decided to try and go south and for a while I thought I was but it was her belly button and then after I realized this (and she had no idea I was trying to finger her belly button) I tried to go further south and she told me she was on her period so I just pulled my hand back very far very fast |
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johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 4770
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:27 am)
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also when she was trying to jack my dick it pretty much hurt but I felt akward about saying "that just doesnt feel good" so I just let her yank on my limp dick for a while until I could get her hand away and just angle away from her.
I woke up in the morning and left but my cousin gave her my number so when she called I just never answered and to this day I havent seen her again |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:30 am)
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| Hooking up with fat people is powerful. You give them such an extreme burst of self-inflation for no reason other then your brain has been temporarily poisoned for the night. |
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Utils
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:34 pm)
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| I'm guessing she had a gunt/front butt. |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:56 pm)
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| Utils has a lot of experience with this. |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:05 pm)
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| I also feel very awkward when I'm getting a blowjob, and their teeth touch, but I sort of don't want to hurt their feelings. I mean, its the thought that counts. |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:29 pm)
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| THOSE TEETH ALWAYS BE CUTTING MY DICK |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:33 pm)
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| I hate when I'm getting a blowjob and the girl is so shy about biting my dick so I'm like "C'mon baby BITE it" and she's just like "mmmf i unno" and I'm like "Ok alright HERE WE GO" and I grab her head and her lower jaw and manually start chewing my dick with her face. |
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Utils
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:33 pm)
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Ali you have to correct them when that happens.
Would they like teeth on their cunts? Would they like you to gnash that clit like an angry Fred Flintstone?
NO! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:35 pm)
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| GNASH THAT CLIT LIKE AN ANGRY FRED FLINTSTONE |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 1:39 pm)
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| I never knew that Fred Flinstone gnashed on clit when he got angry. Thanks Utils! |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:07 pm)
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| I've only licked pussy once in my life, and if things go my way, I'll never lick another in my life, because licking pussy is extremely disgusting. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:18 pm)
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| Johnbuis is cyborg |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9256
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:46 pm)
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| CYBORG IS CHAMPION |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:01 pm)
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| Exactly |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:02 pm)
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If a vagina is pretty then it's worth putting your mouth to
Of course, I've also sucked on a girl's anus, so I'm probably not the guy to go to about this |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:03 pm)
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| Sometimes I fantasize about getting my gunz character's asshair stuck between my teeth @__@ |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:13 pm)
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Johnbuis, I bet we could star in a wacky sitcom together where I'm an alcoholic slummy guy in a robe skankin it up and you're a seemingly uptight succesful guy who honestly just likes to get down and dirty
The misadventures would be hilarious |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:29 pm)
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| Sometimes I fantasize about eating Gimp Mask's Gunz character's asshole hair out of Gimp Mask's teeth and getting the hair stuck in my teeth |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:31 pm)
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| Prison sex |
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