Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Theldorrin]

Basic protocol among historians is that they're Christians so they believe he existed. That's why all of those same 'scholars' chimed in about how the name Jesus was so common back then when James Cameron made that 'The Lost Tomb of Jesus' documentary.

Historians aren't scientists.

[Action Hank]

Ah, so that's why it was called the Big Bang.

[Matthew Outland]

Uh, St. Paul was a contemporary, you fucking retard

As were his disciples, though admittedly theres less evidence of that

[Let My Love Open The Door]

For the earliest proposed sources to have been written by contemporaries of Jesus, the authors have to be over 70. That's Theldorrin's basis for saying they couldn't possibly have been written by contemporaries of Jesus.

[Theldorrin]

St. Paul never met Jesus.

And yes, they would have had to have been ancient by the days standards. Plus all of the people you mentioned are writing religious documents, not historical works. They also talk about Jesus turning water to wine and so forth. They're not reliable sources of information.

[Potatoes]

What he really truly said is: "This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking Moon. Over."

[johnbuisthegreat]

ha classic potatoes

[Magic Juan]

I've become better at Smash Bros. lately, and I've been really good with Link even when people use fast characters like Pikachu or Fox. Link's boomerang is fucking awesome and his quick jabs can help counter fast attacks and shit.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Theldorrin, your case against the historicity of Jesus really isn't very compelling at all.

[Theldorrin]

There isn't a need for a case against. The onus is on them to prove that he was a historical figure, and not merely a mythical one (and even in that, he's just a poor copy).

[Theldorrin]

It would be funny if Magic Juan was better than both Vinny and Mike at Smash Bros.