Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

It was really fucking wet and smeary, I put my entire weight on that God damn pile

[GimpMask]

I think I'm going to go smother a cat with a pillow to rid myself of this anger

[johnbuisthegreat]

instead train the cats to infiltrate your enemies houses and shit there, imagine an army of shit fucked strapped ass cats shitting on your enemies faces and escaping unknown

[Clotho]

You should shit on the cats and show them territorial dominance

[johnbuisthegreat]

A piece of string walks into a bar and says
"give me a drink"
the bartender says
"get out of here we don't serve string"
the string leaves and the next day comes back in and says
"give me a drink"
the bartender says
"get out of here I told you we don't serve string I told you that yesterday"
the piece of string leaves the bar and goes into the alley and beats the shit out of himself and ties himself into a knot and goes back into the bar and says
"give me a drink"
the bartender says
"arent you the same piece of string that was just here"
and the string replies
"no im a frayed knot"

[johnbuisthegreat]

afraid not


but anyways the flaw in that joke is that string cant talk or walk or even have a thirst for alcohol it isnt even human in any way or animalistic

[Magic Juan]

That's a great joke..

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Are you a cheetah?

[GimpMask]

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[GimpMask]

He left!

Without saying anything!

[Seru]

Maybe I should ban him for showing such blatant disrespect.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Fuck, sorry!

I'm still basically destroyed from what happened a couple days ago and don't feel like posting.

Your story is magical and I promise you that I read it three times back to back, and did not stop LOLing, to the point that Derrick asked me what I was laughing at.

[Magic Juan]

What happened?

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I proved to myself that I am still everything that I hate, despite my best efforts, at the most ironic possible moment, and Big Fagot immediately saw what was happening, got me in the crosshairs, and sniped my ass.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=75502&highlight=#75502

[Theldorrin]

It's hilarious that you think so little of yourself that you view Peter as someone that can tear you down.

[My Head Hurts 90]

Also, what a retarded thing to reevaluate your life over.

[Theldorrin]

I'm not even sure what Peter supposedly did in that thread.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Basically nobody can understand.

This SIGNIFIES something bigger.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Or you're suffering from intense narcissism.