Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:46 am)

If this guy isn't already your favorite writer, he should be.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Goad

Potatoes · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:01 am)

I knew a guy named Thad in school, he was my best friend.

I haven't seen him in 9 years.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:03 am)

**POTATOES**

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:14 am)

"In 1998, he was arrested for beating his girlfriend, who had left several death threats on his answering machine (all documented on jimgoad.net) and against whom he had filed a restraining order. He pled guilty and served a prison term."

He had a restraining order on this bitch, AND she threatened his life, AND attacked him with a knife. After all this, he took the matter into his own hands (the restraining order obviously wasn't working) and HIT HER. He received two years in prison for it. And she didn't do any time at all, even though all the shit she did to him was way crazier.

And if you follow the "Past" link on his personal website, he has transcripts of the messages she left on his answering machine where she threatened to kill him.

http://www.jimgoad.net/

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:21 am)

"And after I was a total fucking cunt, which you should really beat the shit out of me for. Really, because that was so uncalled for. "

She was literally asking for it.

Mike Dunn · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:57 pm)

On our final day together, Anne physically attacked me three times - once on a public bus, and twice in my car outside her apartment building while I was breaking up with her. The last salvo was a punch to my nose which drew blood. When I saw my own blood, I pulled away from her building and drove up into the hills above Portland, smashing her face with my fist the entire ride. She drained my forgiveness until there was none left.

My counterattack - and it was a brutal one - signaled the end of my patience and the re-emergence of my life instinct. My violence displayed the fury of someone who'd not only been surrounded by death for a year, but who found that every time he tried to bring sanity and order to the situation, his antagonist used this as an opportunity to take an open shot. I had saved her from jail and suicide, and she repays me by bloodying my nose? So my state of mind was, "You wanna play the death game, honey? Fine, well, YOU might be the first to go." The thought of jail didn't cross my mind, but at one point during the ride she pleaded with me to stop hitting her by saying she'd tell everyone a black pimp beat her up; I just laughed and punched her again. After ten minutes or so, her face was becoming so mangled that I knew if I kept going I could easily have killed her, and that's what made me stop.

Daaaaaamn

Mike Dunn · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:57 pm)

she pleaded with me to stop hitting her by saying she'd tell everyone a black pimp beat her up; I just laughed and punched her again.she pleaded with me to stop hitting her by saying she'd tell everyone a black pimp beat her up; I just laughed and punched her again.she pleaded with me to stop hitting her by saying she'd tell everyone a black pimp beat her up; I just laughed and punched her again.she pleaded with me to stop hitting her by saying she'd tell everyone a black pimp beat her up; I just laughed and punched her again.

Mike Dunn · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:00 pm)

This guy's diction is so awesome.

On the night we met, Anne called herself "The best fuck in Portland," asked me if I wanted to see her tits and flashed them before I had time to respond, and unbuckled my belt and began sucking my prong in my car while I drove, even though I hadn't requested a hummer. The only bad sex we ever had was during the first date, when I popped a nut in about three seconds, and the second date, when crank ingestion left me with a limp noodle for about twenty HOURS before her tirelessly valiant effort finally hoisted my mast.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:08 pm)

Huh? That prose is nothing special.

The content, however, is grate!

johnbuisthegreat · (Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:59 pm)

"self-inflicted gunshot wound"

1. an injury, usually involving division of tissue or rupture of the integument or mucous membrane, due to external violence or some mechanical agency rather than disease.
2. a similar injury to the tissue of a plant.
3. an injury or hurt to feelings, sensibilities, reputation, etc.
–verb (used with object)
4. to inflict a wound upon; injure; hurt.
–verb (used without object)

i think wound and it seems non fatal but I guess there isnt another word for it.