Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Let My Love Open The Door]

I know you're not very good at follow-through, but you CAN'T be oblivious to what a great choice suicide would be for you.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Would your family even mind that much?

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I guess I ended up having something of a strong influence on FUNimation's adaptation of DBZ!

So maybe I'm wrong about all this.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

You should go to your local independent video store and explain that patronizing them wouldn't have any effect on Blockbuster whatsoever.

They deserve to know the hard truth!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

And duh, of course I think about suicide and basically wish to be dead as soon as possible in a global nuclear attack that kills everyone else too!

The main reason I don't COMMIT SUICIDE is because it would cause MASSIVE AND UNNECESSARY PAIN AND HARDSHIP to a number of people, and I don't want to do that to people.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Yeah, but do you really think it would cause that much pain to that many people?

[Theldorrin]

That's why I'm in support of mandatory suicide.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

There's also the spiritual question.

Because, if there really is ANOTHER LEVEL TO REALITY, if all that goes on on this planet has some sort of higher purpose, then that basically changes everything. That would make all the difference.

But if it's just some random universe, then fuck it. There's absolutely no excuse for any rational being to continue propagating consciousness.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

You're a timid piece of shit and anybody else in the world would take the circumstances of your life as more than ample grounds for self-termination

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

In other words:

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Talk to me next time you go to a bar and completely blow it, I've got some insights

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

You don't even realize that you are exactly the kind of person that proves my point.

I know what it takes to succeed in this world. It takes being a greedy, egoistic, desire-filled animal who seizes from reality what he wants.

I don't want to do that.

That's my point!

[Theldorrin]

Talk about me some more, Chris.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

ALDPs all sitting here calling me meek and timid and weak and all that, and I'm like, well yeah.

Everyone lies somewhere on a spectrum between that and being a Fist of the North Star goon.

I should become a Jain.

[Theldorrin]

The best Jains starve to death.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

I guess I should strive toward a more MIDDLE PATH, and be LESS weak and hopeless!

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Do you even realize what a mongoloid you are for thinking the point of going to a small business is to hurt corporations? How fucking stupid are you?

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Anyway, I take back everything I've said in this thread, except that Dirty Harry is awesome.

[meems]

I wanted to talk about White Hunter, Black Heart, but I understand that's less important than Chris being a big fagot.

[Theldorrin]

Talk about what you want to talk about.

I don't know what that thing you mentioned is.