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Fatal flaw
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FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 3694
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:19 pm)
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One of my old roommates would get tons of free condoms from the university health clinic and use them to jerk off.

I always thought that was a pretty good idea!
Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:20 pm)
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I can't measure mine because it's uncountably infinite.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:20 pm)
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The punchline is that they broke up before he could use her and a month or two later he lost his virginity to a crying, guilty J****.

Maybe that first time he was just fed up with always seeing me buy condoms with actual purpose.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:20 pm)
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If someone like Chris Psaros tries to point out how FarQueer these posts are, I'm going to "Haha" him!
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:20 pm)
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Why would you jerk off with condoms?
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:22 pm)
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Sounds like easy clean up. Not all of us eat our own cum.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:23 pm)
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Naruto's dick is probably so small, especially compared to everyone else's.
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:27 pm)
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He has Nine cocks
Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 5181
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:48 pm)
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Mautty knows not to beat around the bush.
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Mon May 14, 2007 6:48 pm)
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Now that I got the self deprecation out of the way, I regularly ram my megadick through Jenga towers while screaming.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Mon May 14, 2007 7:32 pm)
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FTU really has been very good the last week or so.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Mon May 14, 2007 7:54 pm)
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You make too many declarations.

You also make too many incorrect declarations.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:09 pm)
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I'm starting to think that I'm a compulsive poster. Because this is really getting out of hand over the last few days.

Maybe I DO need to leave forever!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:10 pm)
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Correct.
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 3694
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:24 pm)
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It's because of me, Chis.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:36 pm)
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I should start posting more often.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:37 pm)
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"Its not the size of the wand, its the skill of the magician" - Guy with small penis
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:40 pm)
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I have known a few whores in my day and they size does matter. By whores I mean your moms.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:41 pm)
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Width is more important than length.
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Mon May 14, 2007 8:41 pm)
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Oh my fucking God.
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