Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

Name: Reynold "Ren" Alexander

Hometown: Scarsdale, New York

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 210lbs.

Physical Description: Twenty-eight years old, in peak physical condition and currently wearing only tattered pants and a seaweed bandanna. His hair is black and straight, about three inches long and he has very dark, traumatized eyes and is white. Full beard of stubble.

Origin: Ren was a black belt in tae kwon do by the time his was six, jujitsu by nine, judo by twelve. He was a straight A student and stood up for weaker children against bullies on the playground. After high school, he traveled to Brazil to study kick boxing and Japan to become the top student at famed Sensei Hatori's Dragon Dojo. He graduated from Harvard with a PhD in astrophysics at twenty-two and found a job at NASA immediately. In one year, after excelling in intense training, he was awarded the most sought after position of any astronaut in America: manning the USS Ares, a one-man vessel with a five year mission to circle the solar system and study each planet. It launched in the summer of 2005, however, in early 2007, he lost all contact with NASA and was left floating in space, alone, as the ship continued in its pre-set course (to change its programming would have required clearance given from ground control). In 2010, the ship finally landed back on Earth in Lake Superior but with no one there to assist. Now, he makes his way through New America trying to discover what exactly happened.

Signature Moves:
Solar Circle: A wide spinning double-kick, with a running start. The first foot tends to catch the head of his opponent, while the other connects with the neck, potentially breaking it.

Hatori Kick: That Rock Lee superkick in which he achieves a complete 180 degree split while kicking an opponent directly in the jaw.

Blackout (submission move): Grabbing the wrists of his opponent, he kicks one leg up above their neck and places the other against their throat and falls backward. With his back on the mat, he lets go of his opponent's wrists and uses his hands to squeeze his legs together, choking out whoever is between them.

Collision Course: A devastating combination of strikes from all of his martial arts backgrounds. Two open palm strikes to the face, followed by two punches to the ribs. Grabs both wrists of his opponent and kicks them in the stomach while jumping backward, throwing them backwards with the momentum (a monkey flip). Landing on his feet, he runs to his groggy opponent to hit a hard knee to the face.

Finishing Move: Ares in the Sky
He jumps into the air and gracefully lands on the shoulders of his opponent. Jumping once more from that position, he brings both of his feet to the back of his opponents head as he lands, shoving their face into the mat with all of his weight atop it. On a hard surface, this move has a one hundred percent fatality rate at the skull is shattered.

[Big Fagot]

I don't think you could go to the edge of the Solar System and back in five years.

[Jason]

They came up with new technology or some shit, nerd.

[Rice]

[Magic Juan]

Axelrod has a new move.

[Mautty]

Harrys profile UPDATED!

[Magic Juan]

Bear-jitsu sounds awesome.

[Big Fagot]

Sparta updated!

[Mautty]

Spamdini need to update his.

[Spamdini]

Why? The current profile is too HARDCORE for you?

[Mautty]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Captain PUNisher]

Update.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[Captain PUNisher]

Name: Gigi

Hometown: George, WA

Height: A little taller than average for women

Weight: About the average for athletic women

Physical Description: A hot goth girl who is in great physical shape.

Origin: Former girlfriend of ex-superstar Hard’Rok. They broke before Death Race and then he died (I mean went to Hell), so they aren’t an item anymore. She was very influential in N.E.D. politics and ruled it for the first three years after the American Apocalypse, she now wrestles as a means of protecting her country.

She was trained by Raven and is therefore immune to chair shots and knows Chairshots Lv 1 and 2. She can also summon chairs at a better proficiency than Hard’Rok.

Signature Moves (optional and with descriptions):
Chairshot Lv 1: Hits someone with a chair, hard.

Chairshot Lv 2: Hits someone with a chair, harder.

Finishing Move (with description): Pending.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[Action Hank]

update!

[Spamdini]

Name: Detective Jake Callaghan

Hometown: Branson, Nouveau-Richonia

Height: 3' 2" when sitting, 4' 10" when standing on his hind legs

Weight: 95 pounds

Physical Description: A pure-bred Rhodesian Ridgeback with short reddish-brown fur coat. He generally wears a trenchcoat with black leather gloves on his front paws. Unlike most dogs, he walks upright much of the time, though is is much faster on four legs. Oh, and he can talk and is a first class detective.

Origin: Unless most dogs, Jake wanted to do more than fetch sticks and lick his own balls. So he left his home of Branson and enrolled in criminology at UCLA and finished first in his class. He earned money for college by starring in beastiality pornography in the Los Angeles area. His career was quite successful due to the fact he was capable of speaking lines as well as being a dog with a sizable member, but completed his studies and returned home in order to join the Branson Police Department. Sadly, he found himself stuck as a beat cop with asshole superiors not wanting a dog to outshine them.

When the apocolypse hit, Callaghan was among the courageous crusaders who quickly organized the city into a stable society. It was this stability that caused Hoity von Toity to choose Branson as the capital of his new nation. With the superiors who kept him down dead, Callaghan was able to get promoted to detective.

One night, his wife was murdered. They never found the culprit.

Jake Callaghan enjoys cigarettes and beer, but is also a fantastic chef. He also likes getting scratched under his chin.


Signature Moves:

Inconsistencies: Even if they don't mean to, everyone lies. Using his keen instinct and intellect, Detective Callaghan finds inconsistencies in people's statements and points them out, causing severe mental damage. Once enough damage piles up, the opponent either passes out or flies into an insane rage.

Raise the Woof: After pointing out enough inconsistencies, most violent and crazy people will lose all control and fling themselves straight at Dectective Callaghan. In response, Callaghan gets on all fours and uses his nose to flip the opponent high up in the air using their own momentum against them.

Finishing Move:

Torture Rack: You know this move. Lex Luger used to use it. But Callaghan is able to rip someone in half without killing them, because he believes in the law and that criminals should be tried properly in court.

[Roy]

I feel bad for the people that read this before the promo.

[Mautty]

We have a lot on animal types in ftuw now. I think its awesome!

[Mautty]

PROFILE UPDATED BITCHES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SuperPsaturn]

Name: Fala baba

Hometown: Bearcunt, New Michigan

Height: 9'4"

Weight: 95 pounds

Physical Description: An extremely lanky skinny arabian who constantly wears eyeliner and dresses in tight leather clothing or polo shirts.

Origin: He came from the middle east. To unleash the beast! He's the gayest and most arabian man in the world and this contradiction drove him so insane that he renounced his own species forming a new animal named the "faggosoupian." He aims to destroy human life but is very weak due to an eating disorder.


Signature Moves:

Ralahala-bingbo: winding up with all his might he throws forth a mighty slap to the opponents chest. He is hestitant to use this dangerous move as it causes massive pain to the palm of his striking hand.

The Essence of Pheasants: From the top rope he parts his arms and dives into the ring to land a fantastic clothesline on the opponent. If the move misses both of his ankles are instantly broken.

Finishing Move:

Horse Cutter: A devastating axe kick that can split any object it connects with in two. Using extra power he can also fire bursts of plasma from his foot by kicking but these only travel a few inches and don't hurt if they connect.

[Spamdini]

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