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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:14 am) Reply

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(SH)IT (caked on my dick) |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:06 pm) Reply

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Meems' grandmother was overdosed and euthanized by her family on my 26th birthday.
Be careful about next year adlp. It could be a loved ones loved ones last.
Or you could be serenading girls in an orchard barefoot, taking an apple from a nearby tree surrounded by high sweaty girls and you'd ask if one wanted a bite of your forbidden fruit, and then silently a pair of spread ass cheeks would emerge from the thorny hedges and ID take a giant sloppy shit in your lap and the ass would slowly meld back into the wild hedge. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:09 am) Reply

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It would be neat if secretly shitting on people became a new fad.
Imagine being shit on from a window!
The best part would be the accidents and killings that would ensue. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:06 am) Reply

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Just last night a schizophrenic dude was gallavanting down the hallway and somehow managed to take a Clydesdale sized dump through his tight jeans in the middle of the floor. It's size and odor indicated bruteal very large barnyard animal shit, as it was about ten inches tall and 15 inches wide from a distance.
I was very excited, everybody else seemed thoroughly disgusted. |
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