Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:35 am)

Who has warts?

I hate these things. They started out on my feet, now I got this unrighteous fucker on my thumb, warping my cuticle. I'm pretty sure I'm getting some on my face too, which is great. Which is AWESOME.

I don't think there'll ever be an instance where I can do an image search for warts without seeing a treeman. I feel bad for those guys, but shit!

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:27 am)

I just took a stick on incense to said unrighteous fucker (better than a shotgun! right!!) after watching a bunch of Philipinos do it on youtube. Didn't hurt too much, I mean I'm kind of feeling it now, but I think torching these awful viral strains is the only real effective treatment short of a knife. Knife or shotgun.

Action Hank · (Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:58 am)

Or you could go see a doctor and get them removed, like a sane person.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:17 pm)

Shut up, Ace.

Ricky, keep burning yourself.

Richard Cristopolis · (Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:26 am)

Doctors are for pussies with money.

Magic Juan · (Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:06 pm)

Pussies are for doctors with money.

Richard Cristopolis · (Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:59 pm)

So said unrighteous fucker on thumb is starting to turn black, but I'm thinking it might need another burn session, but I'm all out of cigs and low on beer for my anesthetic.

Be a man?

ALDP · (Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:45 pm)

Do you put a bandaid on it and rubbing alcohol or anything? You can get an infection if you're constantly burning an open wound on your hand.

Richard Cristopolis · (Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:54 am)

Duct tape, but anything I put on rarely stays.

Magic Juan · (Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:01 am)

How is a cigarette anesthestic?

Haven't you ever played Metal Gear Solid, Ricky?

Richard Cristopolis · (Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:33 pm)

It's something to ease the pain.

Just give me something to ease the pain!!

But really the nicotine acts as a bit of a painkiller. Or maybe it's the fact that it thins the blood, or the cancerous bulbous tertoma growing in my lungs IDK. It helps a bit.

Hey the unrighteous fucker is starting to turn black! I'll keep you guys updated!

Big Fagot · (Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:42 pm)

Think about what kind of person you have to be to call a wart unrighteous.

Richard Cristopolis · (Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:58 pm)

A strapping intelligent gentlemen, I'd say.

HPV UPDATE: Turns blacker ever'day. I see my planter's warts and I want them to turn black. Breaking out the incense again!

johnbuisthegreat · (Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:33 pm)

I used duct tape on a wart I had while in Iraq and it worked in the long run. I would also dig at it with a knife because I heard warts will not go away until you reach the core.

Magic Juan · (Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:56 pm)

I'll reach your core! *stabs John Buis in the heart and the heart is actually a penis made of heart muscle and it explodes and ejacculates blood out of his chest*

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:38 am)

Cock for a heart, and you're aflame, your head is rot, The Bad Name.

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:39 am)

I just saw my doctor and told me not to touch the damn things anymore, because they're fucking rot.

ALDP · (Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:33 am)

You're probably going to give warts to everyone you know because your hands are covered with disease that escaped when you stabbed your warts.

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:30 am)

It's all skin to skin contact, yeah!

I wonder if I'll ever left-thumb a girl's vagina ever again...

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:44 am)

Nope.