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THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
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Seru
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(Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:35 pm)
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Anyway, all the best in the future.

~kissu
Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:33 pm)
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Man, a woman who doesn't want any children.

That's the wife for me.
Mike Dunn
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(Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:16 am)
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Morgan, I can tell you what color every season of all of my favorite shows is.

Right now I'm watching an episode from Season 4 of The Sopranos, which is lavender. This episode (episode 2) is kind of pale pink though.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:48 pm)
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Just find a guy with a narrow urethra!
Mike Dunn
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(Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:31 pm)
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I have a narrow urethra...


The colors...my dick...


Is it...meant to be?
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:02 pm)
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SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE DUNN MORGAN ISN'T GOING TO FUCK YOU!





There is no such thing as a sane person. Just people who are good at hiding their insanity.
Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:33 am)
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Really, Ace? Are you sure?


Fuck, duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:38 am)
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For a minute there, I really thought..

Like, if I made those posts, maybe

Maybe she would see, like...

You know, like, maybe it could happen?

Like maybe she could just like come and crash on my couch? And then, well...

Dude....Fuuuuuuuuuuck.....
johnbuisthegreat
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:24 am)
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Hang in there Mike, I wish the best for you and your narrow urethra.
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Action Hank
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:24 am)
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I'm. . .I'm sorry. That was uncalled for! Mike, REACH FOR THE STARS!
ALDP
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:34 am)
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I wish you had broken floppy arms like the boy in your pp and you were unable to type and ever post again.
Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:01 am)
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The whole thing isn't narrow, it's just pinched off at the end like someone has their thumb over a coke bottle.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:54 am)
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Why is that bad? Does it make piss spray all over the place or something?
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Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:55 am)
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I'm so glad I have a nurse friend with questionable morals.

Free pills for me!
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Richard Cristopolis
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:06 am)
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Go to hell!!

Which ones!!
Mike Dunn
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:19 am)
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It's not that bad, but every time I come some jizz gets trapped in my urethra and I have to squeeze it out.
Sporkism
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:14 am)
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She pockets all kinds of stuff. She explained that she does it when she takes meds to a patient and they decline, or when a patient gets discharged and there's leftovers or something.

She got me some antibiotics yesterday. So awesome, considering how much money I'd have to spend to get something like that otherwise!
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NakedSnake
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:09 pm)
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getting jizz stuck in the urethra is pretty damned annoying.

I'll always have these nights where I am jacking off while drinking alcohol and pissing gets so damned annoying with jizz and maybe alcohol stuck in there
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Richard Cristopolis
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:20 pm)
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I mean that's prettty cool. Any amphetamines or benzos?
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
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(Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:28 pm)
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Wait some antibiotics?

What patient declines antibiotics? Did she just give you like two or three pills of the shit? How does that even cure anything?
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