Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

FancyMichael · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:04 am)

Hanglyman mentioned the other day that he had an extremely explicit and vivid sex dream about Morgan that he couldn't stop thinking about.

Coincidentally, I had a dream THAT FEATURED Morgan a few days later!

Here are the highlights:

- We were freedom fighters fighting in some war that I remember nothing about. Morgan was a witch and I was a master of machine guns.

- We were in a squad of four (Morgan, me, some black dude that also was awesome with machine guns, and some chick that I only ever remember speaking once).

- I remember a sequence where we were on a speed boat that exploded. MIRACULOUSLY, WE ALL SURVIVED AND MANAGED TO SWIM ASHORE. The black guy lost his machine gun, though, so we all had to sit on the beach while he endlessly searched for it.

- For whatever reason, we decided that we wanted to QUIT BEING FREEDOM FIGHTERS and all live together. So, the rest of the dream was devoted to the four of us finding a cheap place to rent. After wandering around the island for a while, we stumbled upon an isolated house with the word RAKE carved on the front door. Morgan, the black dude, and I all thought it was a SWEET PAD, but the girl (who hadn't said a word up until this point) told us that she didn't like it, because it was owned by Asians.

- Later, Morgan told a story about how her sister never visited her, because Morgan had convinced her that her front yard was made up of the ground up remains of a bunch of their dead sisters. While Morgan was telling her story, I was fretting over not having enough ammunition for my machine gun.

- We EVENTUALLY found a place to live that was RENT FREE, but it was owned by Pizza Hut and they required one of the tenants to go on MISSIONS for them. Morgan said that she'd live in the Pizza Hut house, but she wouldn't be able to do any work for them, because witches were allergic to pizza.

So, everyone share your MORGAN DREAMS, or, I guess, your FTU dreams! Yeah!

Mike Dunn · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:56 am)

Michael, my dream was not that explicit and you know it. We just made out and cuddled and I introduced her to my friends.

Action Hank · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:27 am)

Ew, gross!

Jason · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:09 pm)

Dreams should always be summed up in three sentences or less, because they're just a bunch of gobbledygook that is uninteresting to read in long form.
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FancyMichael · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:16 pm)

I know.

I've never heard an interesting dream story in my entire life, and I'm pretty sure MY DREAM is no different.

I kind of just wanted to post about Mike's obsessive lust for Morgan.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:17 pm)

Fagzilla · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:46 pm)

Did you remove your PP for one post just so that you could do that?

Also, I read Mike's dream and enjoyed it. Dreams are usually intolerable, but if a Mike Payne, or a Big Fagot, wants to describe one of theirs, well, I'll certainly sit down for that!

Magic Juan · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:15 pm)

I usually have awesome dreams, but my Morgan one was pretty boring. It was about her complaining about her boyfriend and then her boyfriend turned out to be this really tall 9 foot five guy who always did drugs.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:39 pm)

I did, Chris.

Also, don't forget how awesome Brett's dreams are.

Sporkism · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:39 pm)

Well!
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Sporkism · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:40 pm)

I can't remember the last time I had an FTU dream. It's probably been a couple years.

sry guyz
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FancyMichael · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:47 pm)

Hanglyman can't stop talking about you in chat.

Fagzilla · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:53 pm)

Guys, I... I've been fantasizing a lot about Morgan lately too...

Jason · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:57 pm)

FTU is an unending game of proving that you care about Morgan the least.
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Fagzilla · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:58 pm)

so fuckin' in love

Sporkism · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:08 pm)

Totally in love.
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Clotho · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:36 pm)

Dreams are a nightmare.

Theldorrin · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:44 pm)

Your existence is my waking nightmare.
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Big Fagot · (Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:49 pm)

Every night, since before FTU existed, I have turned out the light, laid my head on my pillow, closed my eyes, and entered a world of nonstop screaming sweaty anal sex with the person I now recognize as Morgan.

Fagzilla · (Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:17 pm)

I want to post my favorite picture of Morgan, where she's squatting in an outhouse and gritting her teeth fiercely, AS IF TAKING a gigantic shit, but that's the kind of thing that I WON'T do.