Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Mike Dunn]

In America it's actually really hard to find real opium. People sell balls of incense that they claim is opium, and it tastes like opium, but it doesn't get you high at all.

Motherfuckers also have no idea how to properly smoke it, and just torch it in glass weed pipes. So I've never really properly enjoyed opium.

[ALDP]

Let's all move to Iran and get addicted to opium with MADali!

[Richard Cristopolis]

Let's end our depression by listening to Slayer, World Painted Blood.

[MADali]

How much would you guys pay for opium per gram? I'd also teach you how to smoke it effectively.

[MADali]

Here is the way you smoke it. The most effective way to smoke it is "sango sikh".

You take a piece of safety pin and stick a small piece of opium on it. You heat to take out the impurities and at the same time, you mold it with your hand to make it wider. Once you feel its heated enough, you need to start to smoke it.

You can smoke it with a hookah, but because opium is hard to get by, hookah is not the most effective way.

You need a piece of steel or whatever. Best to take a coat hanger and break it apart. Oh yeah, you also need something to smoke it with. You can take a straw or a piece of paper rolled up, or best yet, a pen without the ink part. You put that in your mouth.

Okay, so you take your coat hanger metal and heat it up. Once its red hot, you touch it to your safety pin opium, it starts to smoke up, and you inhale the smoke using the pen/paper/whatever. You need to touch it lightly to the opium, not shove it in.

This is the cheapest, most drug addict way to smoke it.

Hookah smoking is more classier. But the classiest way is to smoke it using an opium pipe but it wastes a lot of opium, also it causes a lot of smoke, so I don't use the opium pipe method (called "bafoor") because I dont want my neighbors to smell it. I use the hookah method, but the bafoor method is the best. The high is much better. The bafoor method also lets you collect burnt opium which you can use to make "shirah" which is a much stronger opium.

[MADali]

Standing invitation to anyone who wants to come to Iran. USA visa is difficult but not impossible. You can spend time at my house and all food/drinks/drugs is with me, so you will basically have to spend time on visa and tickets. Also, hookers if you want to fuck something (100 dollars per fuck, and prostitutes are not low life drug addicts, they are live-with-their-moms-college-students)

[Mike Dunn]

Taking a trip to Iran is basically a one-way ticket to having your phone tapped for the rest of your life, so I'm not sure I can take you up on that offer, tempting as it may be.

[ALDP]

Yeah it sounds pretty cool but what Mike Dunn said. Maybe, though!

[PrimitiveBeast48]

Why would anyone want to spend thousands of dollars on tickets and vices just so they can hang out with MADali for a week?


Also, the government taps our phones, dipshit Hangly Man. It's not that hard to do with today's technology

[MADali]

I'm a nice guy to hang out with!!

[PrimitiveBeast48]

I think what you mean to say is "so we can fuck your cousins. Because poor women love any white dick due to a lifetime of getting molested by brown men"

Also, you're cousins are paying for everything so we don't have to. Can you give us their contact info?

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Guys, if you don't have anything to hide, you shouldn't be afraid of the government violating your civil rights.

[PrimitiveBeast48]

Man, rather than piss all over MADali's suggestion, I should have asked if there is any way I can get money in Iran without a degree


See, spending thousands of dollars on this bullshit makes more sense. I have no credit so I can't really go anywhere without money