Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

****ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR THIS SHIT????******

THURSDAY FUCKIN' NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Snape kills Dumbledore

[Fagzilla]

It is time for people to stop remarking on how "dark" this or that bit of Harry Potter is.

The whole fucking thing is more dark than not-dark, you idiots. Not-dark is the exception (Sorceror's Stone).

THE SERIES IS ABOUT DEATH.

[Jason]

Harry (Hairy) {Man} Po{uring his ho}t {semen in}t{o my}e{age}r {mouth}.

Honestly, Chris, we have traditions for a reason!
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[Fagzilla]

Oh, but this thread isn't about the movie, this thread is about the experience.

[Theldorrin]

What the heck is a sorcerer's stone?
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[johnbuisthegreat]

I will probably just pirate the movie or wait until they are all out and get an ultimate mega blu-ray.

[johnbuisthegreat]

I know the increased quality affects the file size but I am annoyed how there is still multipack blu-rays. I wonder if it to give the appearance to people that they are paying more for their money or what.

[Fagzilla]

I kind of agonized over whether I should write "Sorcerors" or "Philosophers," because the latter is wrong and the title was changed for stupid, contemptible reasons, yet saying "Philosophers" (as an American) is extremely horrible as well, in the same way that an American pronouncing American words with a Japanese accent is horrible.

[Theldorrin]

The title was only changed in the US.
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[Big Fagot]

The Lord is the real wizard.

[johnbuisthegreat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JhuvcqP_Q

[Mike Dunn]

Yeah, has there ever been an explanation for why they changed the title in America?

[Fagzilla]

Because they thought American children were too stupid to be interested in something with "Philosopher" in the title.

This is the actual reason.

[Theldorrin]

Also American adults.

And they were probably right!
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[Action Hank]

Americans are too smart to believe in that alchemy bullshit. But magic? (Insert Christie McDonnell joke from last month here), of course!

[Action Hank]

In the early 18th-century, there was a sorcerer scare/hunt in Qing Dynasty China, because people were going around cutting off queues (which was punishable by death), and claiming that sorcerers were stealing them for their magic potions and spells.

[ALDP]

What the fuck's a queue?

[Rice]

Ha ha, yeah! Those backwards chinks! Because the rest of the world hasn't believed in any superstition in the last 200 years.

[Action Hank]

Those long pigtails that Chinese men used to wear at the back, and had to shave off the hair up to the center of the head.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_%28hairstyle%29


It was a Manchurian traditional style that they forced the Chinese to wear under threat of death.