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Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:35 pm) Reply

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| yes, i'll own up to it, i did miss the subtext of aldp's post |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:58 pm) Reply

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Still krock1dk, with what seems to be Urban Dictionary's only definition of the show Home Improvement.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Home%20Improvment&defid=2611985
Home Improvment
7 up, 3 down
buy home improvment mugs, tshirts and magnets
One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
comedy sitcom abc tim allen drug dealer |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:03 pm) Reply

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| Drug dealer? |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:06 pm) Reply

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Tim Allen was (is) a drug dealer.
Really! |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:08 pm) Reply

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| I would/will buy cocaine from Tim Allen. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:14 am) Reply
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| "Nice guys" also don't realize that they are boring as fuck. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:07 am) Reply

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| I don't know if you read the full definition in the first post or any of his other definitions but this guy has deeper problems than being boring. I think he is what Matthew Outland would be in a couple years if he had grown up deeply religious and conservative, but exactly the same sort of ranting obnoxious imbecile. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:00 am) Reply

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| Hey MADali, I'm a nice guy and I'll fucking kick your ass if you don't watch your mouth about my people. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:47 pm) Reply

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| What do you mean by "my people"? |
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