Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

I think a lot of people have probably thought of changing the words to his song so he says "Don't let the son go down on me" or possibly "your son," but does this joke even really make sense? Why would Elton John be saying that?

[Rice]

I'm more concerned with the whole Tiny Dancer/masturbation thing.

[Big Fagot]

Mistress9 was amazed that I thought Elton John was one of the Beatles.

[Fagzilla]

I of course sing it that way every time it comes on, and I've thought about that question, and I generally just IMPROVISE additional lyrics that explain why he doesn't want this PARTICULAR son to go down on him!!!!!!!!!!

I usually go with him (the son) being a retard.

Because, who wants a retard sucking his dick??

[Fagzilla]

Like, something like this:

Don't let your son go down on me
Cuz he's a retard, yeah
And he puts his mouth on meeee

I only want a faggot in my liiiife
To lick my D

For suckin on my dick
Don't want your son goin' down on me

[Theldorrin]

Billy Elliot sucks.
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[Derek Payne]

It really does.

[ALDP]

I know what you mean, Rice! Have you actually heard somebody claim the song is about masturbation, or do you just mean when you hear it you think "Maybe it's about jerking off" but then the implications of that don't make any sense with the lyrics?

I wonder if Elton John has any more songs that lend themselves to paradoxical/nonsensical innuendo.

[Derek Payne]

Billy Idol's Dancing With Myself is about masturbation.

[Fagzilla]

Rocket Man is about bestiality, obviously.

[ALDP]

Jamaica Jerk-Off is ostensibly about people jerking each other off in Jamaica, but something about it makes me suspect there is a perverse double-meaning somewhere.

[Rice]

I heard it mentioned somewhere but it could've been anything from a radio dj to a youtube comment. I like to imagine it's about jerking off in a car with the seat pulled back while someone else is driving, because count the headlights on the highway!

I guess Crocodile Rock could be construed as something, because hehe, crocodile rock

[Action Hank]

Hold me close, Tony Danza!

[Seru]

Phoebe is so wacky.

[Rice]

Matt, how do you feel about Miracles and the subsequent realization by the mainstream that ICP is hilarious?

[ALDP]

Well I can't understand the phenomena

[Fagzilla]

We fuckin' these hos that look like spalalala!

[ALDP]

Rice, I'm sort of conflicted about ICP's recent brush with mainstream popularity. On the one hand Miracles is awesome and it's great that so many people have heard it. On the other hand, now you have a million douchebags trying to make up a humorous response to "FUCKIN MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?" when to me it is self-evident that nothing could be funnier than THE LINE itself.

That's the whole problem, I guess. ICP and Juggalos are so repugnant to people that they feel a need to frame their appreciation of Miracles in a critical mean-spirited way. But anybody who's heard Bugz On My Nutz knows that ICP is funnier than most people. I thought the SNL parody was pretty good, though.