Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:53 am)

I just don't see how it could be that hard.

It's the Louvre, not Fort Knox!

Fagzilla · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:56 am)

The point isn't that I want the Mona Lisa, by the way. I don't want that shit!

I just wonder what kinds of things I could do with enough determination. What things are WITHIN MY CAPABILITIES.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:02 am)

Well, if you think you can develop the skills and connections necessary to steal one of the most famous pieces of art in history from one of the most famous museums on the planet in just a few months, you might as well try, right?

But considering you're a fat 30-something who has never stolen anything of value in his life, it's a bit of a long shot.

Username · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:39 am)

Chris, you need to set your sights lower at first. Remember your plan to impersonate a high school student, and attend classes without being noticed? You should do that. It could be your Hyperbolic Time Chamber to level up your determination

Potatoes · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:31 am)

Chris do you even have a passport?

Shit, man, just think how expensive a plane ticket to London is!

Theldorrin · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:35 pm)

I don't know if I'd qualify it by saying 'one of'. I think the Mona Lisa is the most famous work of art in the world. And the Louvre is probably the most famous museum, too.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:31 pm)

In 1911, some fucking wop chump just took it!

Some employee of the Louvre, who wanted the Mona Lisa for Italy as a patriotic duty, just snuck it out of there one night under his coat!

If he can do it, I'm sure I could come up with some kind of Ocean's Eleven scheme for getting it.

Can you imagine how satisfying that would be though? Just to steal it and put it on your wall like any other painting, and you're like, "oh, yeah, that's the real Mona Lisa, that's the original. Didn't you hear about it being stolen? That was me," and everyone would think you were joking, only you weren't!

And even if you got caught, you'd be famous, so it's win-win.

Action Hank · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:44 pm)

Chris, you do realize that's one of the reasons why the Mona Lisa is the most famous painting. The current security around it is quite intense. It basically has a room to itself and is behind like a foot-thick piece of bullet-proof glass.

A real challenge would be to steal Guernica from the Prado. Thing is gigantic.

Theldorrin · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:35 pm)

I think it'd be most impressive to steal the statue of David.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:41 pm)

You WOULD want a naked man statue, fag.

Action Hank · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:59 pm)

David's penis is very small, Chris, compared to his stature. And if you look at his face at his level, he looks ashamed and bashful!

Fagzilla · (Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:59 pm)

Great, now I have a boner!

Fagzilla · (Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:23 pm)

Another thing that would be neat is to build a trap in the ground, hide in the bushes, and watch as it traps some dumb fucker!

Magic Juan · (Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:54 pm)

Another thing that would be neat is to build a trap in the ground, hide in the bushes, and watch as it traps some dumb fucker!

Potatoes · (Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:29 pm)

"I can't believe I'm having sex with some trapped dumb fucker!"

Fagzilla · (Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:46 pm)

It's good to see you posting a little more often!!

Potatoes · (Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:07 pm)

Thanks Chris! It's good to see you too.

Fagzilla · (Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:48 pm)

Actually, looking over your recent posts, I guess you've been fairly steady.

What was that infernal Lexy talking about!

Servbot · (Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:17 pm)

No one notices when I stop posting.

Potatoes · (Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:20 pm)

If somebody stops posting for any amount of time I always assume they are just posting in the chat.