Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[8 bit orgy]

I guess I'm not the only one that's driven to borderline insanity by it....

http://www.ouch-us.org/newsletters/issue3.pdf


Does anyone else partake in this?

[Sporkism]

tldr
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[Sporkism]

Analogies frequently used to describe the pain are a red-hot poker inserted into the eye, or a spike penetrating from the top of the head, behind one eye, radiating down to the neck, or sometimes having a leg amputated without any anaesthetic.
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[Derek Payne]

I have cluster headaches. They are a fucking nightmare.

[Mike Dunn]

I get headaches in my temples that feel like someone's putting an air pump in my ear and pushing my head past its max psi.

[Magic Juan]

I suffer from migraines that have led to me contemplating suicide.

[Big Fagot]

I live in a nice area and my loans are almost paid off.

[Theldorrin]

Don't you live in Oakland?
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[Fagzilla]

Yeah right, Peter in Oakland?

They'd kill his faggot bitch ass so fast!

[Mike Dunn]

He'd get his ass beat by Epic Beard Guy.

[Magic Juan]

I had to re-assess my subtle, subconscious racist tendencies after watching the Epic Beard Guy thing.

I mean, the black guy in it seems so threatening and awful and is such a horrendous person. However, apparently the Epic Beard Guy is an insane, racist asshole and he started everything!

[Mike Dunn]

Well, the black guy was the one who wouldn't stop provoking him. But then again the black guy said in an interview after the fact that he was very drunk while he was riding that bus and usually wouldn't have acted that way. He seemed very reasonable and intelligent during the interview.

But yeah, Epic Beard Man is totally insane and was probably very excited about the opportunity to beat a black man to a pulp.

[Theldorrin]

Didn't the black guy hit him first or try to hit him first?
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[Magic Juan]

Apparently Epic Beard Man goaded him into punching him for like 20 minutes before the filming started.

[Theldorrin]

All I've heard about it is that the black dude was the aggressor, and the wikipedia article agrees on that.

Also the girl that took his bag probably robbed him.
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[8 bit orgy]

Back to the subject at hand:


Cocaine works the best for headaches. Side effects include sinus infections, extreme addiction, empty wallet, fear of routine police traffic stops.

But jesus christ, fuck this ice pack and herb shit. One line up one nostril, then up another, and in a minute the headache is gone AS IF IT NEVER EXISTED.

It works every single time no matter what. The only problem is that sometimes a good headache will outlast the baggie. The other "problem" is that when a bag of coke is available in the house, my now addicted brain will think of every reason to do it reacreationally (not a word?) and not leave any for emergencies.

So I know that there are real remedies out there for this shit, but motherfucking PAY ROY and the drug cartels need to funnel our pain through properly administered revenue streams. The shit they hand out at the walk in clinics to us poor rednecks just makes me vomit and wish I weren't alive (Tramadol, etc).

[Mike Dunn]

The biggest problem is that coke costs a ridiculous amount of money and it gives you a worse headache after it wears off in 20 minutes.

[8 bit orgy]

All of that is true but cluster headaches are very special because there no headaches that are "worse".

[Fagzilla]

These posts make me understand that I missed 8 bit Orgy without knowing it.

[MADali]

Frank, chill out with some opium. Never heard anyone smoking some opium and complaining of a headache.