Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[BigJoeMex]

This thread has every right to exist. Preferably, post ridiculous and impossible shit, stuff that a FTUW character would say almost.

“[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.” - Mike Tyson



"titanic right hand" and "convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard" are both expressions we must learn to cherish.

[Yogurtman]

This could easily just be a Mike Tyson quotes thread and reach 200 posts.

[Yogurtman]

Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

[Yogurtman]

I think my favorite is

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

[Yogurtman]

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

[Yogurtman]

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

[Yogurtman]

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

[Yogurtman]

"I’m just trying to change my life because I’m not above killing any drug dealer for money."

[Yogurtman]

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

[Yogurtman]

The quote about eating Lennox Lewis's children takes on a whole new dimension when you realize Lennox Lewis didn't even have children.

[Fagzilla]

Come on.

You're not even touching the best!

I demand to see your second form.

[Fagzilla]

Oh, flow.

I got distracted from Submitting for a couple minutes.

I see that you have raised your power level.

[Fagzilla]

Perfect Tyson

[Vinny]

The Tyson documentary is pretty good.
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[Sporkism]

http://www.wishafriend.com/quotes/miketyson/miketyson1.php
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[Sporkism]

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
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[Theldorrin]

Mike Tyson sucks.
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[Fagzilla]

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

[BigJoeMex]

Well you know it was very interesting because at first, you know, I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don’t like that. And I had been this, you know, concerned about, oh how should we deal with the Olympics because they are not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a good friend of mine. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that Karma? When you're not nice then the bad things happen to you? - Sharon Stone

[BigJoeMex]