Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Roy]

Does she like buildings too?

[Servbot]

I really only honk at people who don't notice light changes. Honking the horn at someone pulling an asshole move won't really stop them from doing it again.

Chris, if that were true Morgan would date me.

[Theldorrin]

I'm a terrible driver too, but in fairness, most people drive incredible poorly.

It's incredible to see two cars with only a car length between them while they're going 120+.
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[Fagzilla]

I don't think the average vehicle can go 120!

...OH WAIT, YOU MEANT 74.

[Theldorrin]

I left out the unit because it was so obvious.
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[Action Hank]

I, too, drive 120 cubits per second according to Terrestrial Dynamic Time.

[Fagzilla]

You drive in Gay Time.

[Action Hank]

Chris, what percent gay would you say you were?

[Seru]

I always do a minimum of 80-100 kilometres per hour with the exception of school zones (Park zones can suck my dick.). I also play my ULTIMATE RUN DMC compact disc extremely loud while rapping along to every song (Except Walk This Way, which can also suck my dick.) whenever I drive home from work. I've been known to glower at anybody that causes me the slightest inconvenience and will habitually make a Chris Benoit throat slash gesture when I'm seriously pissed.

[Big Fagot]

You doing theatrical throat slashes at other drivers is extremely humourous.

[Mike Dunn]

I know it's foolish but I tailgate people because I have found that the only way to get someone driving like a faggot out of your way is to drive like an asshole.

[Seru]

I will murder the world.

[Captain PUNisher]

The radiator in our main car broke, so in the week it took my dad to find a new one and put it in, I had to drive the Geo that my in-laws gave us. Until I had to start driving it, I didn't know how to drive a stick, but I think I have it down pretty good now.
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[johnbuisthegreat]

In town I go the speed limit of 30 otherwise I try not to go more than 10 over. If there is along stretch where I can see no cops I go about 80. I try and leave ample room in front of me and I hate everyone else on the road no matter what but I do not tailgate or flash my high beams because I am aware of my unreasonable hatred.

[Derek Payne]

If there was a car powered by hate I wonder whose would go faster, mine, Seru's or Psaturn's.

[Theldorrin]

I think a better question is whose will travel further.
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[Roy]

Hybrid vehicles are stupid. If I'm going to buy an electric car, I want it to be fully electric, not this half assed shit!

[Theldorrin]

Hybrid vehicles are quieter so they have better sound. Also better mileage.

Obviously electric is even better, but that doesn't mean that we have to skip from some primitive heat wagon to a fully functional electric car.
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[Magic Juan]

The mineral for batteries of Hybrid cars are horrific to mine and involve strip mining and raping the Earth in the most obscene, ludicrous manner.

[Action Hank]

Baby, you can drive my car.