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This is MACHETE.
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 11:56 am)
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So where's Mike? Is Mike playing professional video games now with an asexual crew?
Yogurtman
Odin
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(Sun May 09, 2010 12:50 pm)
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Seeing Bloodsport is ultra-critical but it is inconceivable to me that anyone could have not seen that movie one of the 5,000 times per year it is played on basic cable.
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 12:52 pm)
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All of the movies Morgan listed are must see JCVD movies.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 1:45 pm)
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Hard Target is so good.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 1:49 pm)
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I've only seen Bloodsport and Street Fighter: THE MOVIE. And Machete will be my first Seagal movie.

*slinks away*
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Sun May 09, 2010 1:56 pm)
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How have you not seen Under Siege?
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 2:02 pm)
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What was the Van Damme movie with Dennis Rodman? This is an important film.
johnbuisthegreat
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Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 3:51 pm)
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I have also seen STREET FIGHTER: THE MOVIE... *slinks over to Seru*
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun May 09, 2010 3:52 pm)
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I guess saying that I only care for comedies does not exclude me from seeing these.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sun May 09, 2010 4:36 pm)
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I masturbated so hard, so many times, to Erika Eleniak bursting out of the cake in Under Siege.

That's what we did, my generation. We'd masturbate to titty scenes on VHS.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun May 09, 2010 5:51 pm)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkWKUTTh7ks&feature=related
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun May 09, 2010 5:54 pm)
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I think that one is pretty good with the context of the previous post and can not wait to use

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnWW9HlBFA&feature=related
Sporkism
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(Sun May 09, 2010 6:51 pm)
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Oh, I somehow forgot DESERT HEAT. I think I was getting that confused with Inferno.

In Desert Heat there is a really awkward/supposed-to-be-comedic sex scene and I think he gives a guy a foot massage. Also he rides a fukken CHOPPER
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Sun May 09, 2010 7:20 pm)
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The era of watching bad action movies is long over for me! That was a 90S ACTIVITY.

I kind of miss it.

hey mogan, u like them, we should hang out 2gether 2 watch sum
Derek Payne
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Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 7:25 pm)
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Chris, I'm also finding as I get older my ability to sit through the mega shit movies is fading.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sun May 09, 2010 8:07 pm)
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I..... I know... what you mean...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/aging-genxer-doesnt-find-bad-movies-funny-anymore,1451/

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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun May 09, 2010 8:08 pm)
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Derek, that's sorta the same reason why I can't last through JRPGs anymore. They're the video game equivalent of bad movies.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sun May 09, 2010 8:18 pm)
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Check out mister I play video games for the flowing, poetic prose over here. Fucking douche.
BigJoeMex
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 852
(Sun May 09, 2010 8:31 pm)
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JRPGs are very poorly written! You can't play a game expecting something like SHAKESPEARE, but still you have to have standards.
BigJoeMex
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 852
(Sun May 09, 2010 8:33 pm)
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BTW, Machete is going to rock. It's like a really bad Mexican action movie with a bigger budget!
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