Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

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Ok, the human mind and electrical impulses are part of a collective network which stores all of our data.

Basically, the world fucks us up. This is done to ensure our unique identities. Then, when we die, our electrical data is uploaded to a collective network to store unique characters, like a roleplaying game

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HOW TO BE AN ALHPA APE AND ATTRACT WOMEN:

Are you tired of being yourself and having women avoid you? Are you tired of going to bars and having women reject you for some asshole?


WORRY NO MORE. HEre at FTU, we will give you tips from the pros on how to be [b]AN ACTUAL ALPHA APE[/b]


Explain ALPHA APE(tm) in plain english:

female sexual parameters are based what we call the "alpha ape". Basically, the alpha ape is the leader of the pack (as per the famous shangri-la song about what women want).

AFter all, we are all primates.

The alpha ape takes shit from no one, and can basically do whatever he wants because he is so badass. He is not nice to anyone because he doesn't have to----hence why nice guys don't get laid.

[Big Fagot]

I've been thinking lately that I should spend energy developing my strengths instead of my weaknesses.

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See, Ace Kendo, Vinny, and all the writing fags could write an "alpha ape" manual that would make FTU millions

But instead they'll bitch about how no one appreciates their deep love or whatevfer




[b]RULE NUMBER ONE OF BEING AN ALPHA APE: FOCUS ON STRENGHTS[/b]

Too often we keep our weaknesses in mind, our limitations. This hurts our confidence, which we all know women are attracted to. Dealing with this is easy; like the gym, all we have to do is focus on strength around women.

So tell me, amateur Casanova, what is your strength? How about you channel it next time your at the bar? The other "apes" will be amazed