YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:11 am) Reply

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Unlock your inner ninja |
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A self improvement novel by me.
First of all, you need night vision, a hearing aid, and a tazer. These are not as expensive as you think and maybe you could borrow money to get them.
Secondly, you need dark clothing.
Only a benevolent man of wisdom can make full use of the above measures.
But that's the easy part. The real issue is the fine art of hiding and escaping. Closets are a good place. Maybe even a backyard behind a tree |
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