Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Seika]

There was a Punisher movie?

[Seika]

There were two Punisher movies?

[Servbot]

There were three...

[Servbot]

I guess Raimi thought he'd actually be allowed to make the Spider-Man he wanted and not some piece of shit filled with villians no one cares about.

[Big Fagot]

(lol drama)

[johnbuisthegreat]

The old Punisher with Nick Fury and it had Dolph Lundgren (I spelled that right 1st time)

[Derek Payne]

The problem with making multiple Spider-Man movies is that the vast majority of his villains are just fucking terrible.

[Fagzilla]

The same can be said for basically all superheroes.

[johnbuisthegreat]

Not Batman

[Fagzilla]

Batman has exactly 6 good villains, and one of them so dominates all the others put together that people wouldn't think twice about a trilogy of just him.

[Sporkism]

And THE HULK.
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[Seru]

At this point in the thread we're now going to discuss the noteworthiness of Batman villains.

[Seru]

Catwoman is trash.

[Seru]

Now that I think about it the last two movies already used the best villains. All downhill from here!

[Bladtman]

From: Amy Pascal [address redacted]
To: Sam Raimi [address redacted]
Date: 04 Jan 2010 11:49:04 am
RE: Final notes — we need to talk

Sam—

As per our last convo, sending a copy of our latest round of script notes. I know you aren’t happy. And gotta say, I’m far from happy. Utter mess. Looks like we might have to junk the whole thing, but curious to get yr thoughts before we send them on…

—AP

STUDIO NOTES SM4 01/02/10 DRAFT


Lowlights mentioned in the email include:

- More of the same campy, tired scenes by Raimi including starting off with a musical number (while Spidey fights terrorists). Ugh! Raimi wanted "Walkin' on Sunshine" whereas the studio wanted Taylor Swift. Double Ugh!

- Vulture WAS the villain only, get this, Malkovich was set to control the a Vulture 'robot' ala Avatar by laying in a pod and fusing his mind with the Vulture Avatar. The 'Vulture' was set to be 10-ft tall and blue.

- The Pascal and Raimi are battling over where or not JJJ should yell at Peter over his being discontented at his pay to "Go start a blog" vs. "Go tweet a tweet."

- A scene where Peter is in his room watching a youtube clip of a Vulture attack, imagining how he'd fight him when he accidentally shoots out webs. Aunt May comes in and Peter has to hide the mess. Sigh

Additionally, it appears that the personal battle between Raimi and the Studio execs been allowed to affect the script with Raimi deliberately planting ludicrous things in the script just to piss the studio off such as:

- A scene involving full frontal nudity of Peter/Toby.

- A villain named the "Meddler" who gives bad advice to Peter and always butts into his life who is modeled after Pascal.

[Bladtman]

HOW DARE THEY ROB US OF THIS MODERN DAY CLASSIC

[Seru]

Whatever, go tweet a tweet.

[Derek Payne]

A lot of Batman villains are fine secondary villains, but terrible as main antagonists.

[Seru]

Besides, the whole radioactive spider origin story no longer has any relevance. It should be a spider full of nanomachines.

[Sporkism]

That was really annoying to read.
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