Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:39 am)

Thought of a game.

Maybe it's a good game. Maybe it's not. I don't know.

You don't like the game. You don't have to play the game. Maybe you can just shut up about it.

Here's the game.

It's called The Obama Game. You go into google search and you type (in quotes) the most ridiculous Obama accusation you can think of.

For example, "Obama uses a dick rinse."

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Obama+uses+a+dick+rinse%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

However, as you can see, no immediate results can be found for "Obama uses a dick rinse," so it doesn't count.

So you try again: "Obama pees sitting down" and you get a direct result.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22obama+pees+sitting+down%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

So for example, that would be my contribution. I would contribute, "Obama pees sitting down." And everybody would choose their own. After all entires have been submitted, we take a vote on which one is the most ridiculous.

Whoever wins gains bragging rights and a first class ticket to Amsterdam (negotiable).

L Ron Butterfly · (Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:54 am)

As a point of clarification, the most ridiculous accusation should be determined by two things:

1) The immediate absurdity of the statement itself, and

2) The greater context of the accusation.

For example, "Obama pees sitting down" might not sound that funny at first, compared to something like "Obama uses a dick cream" or "Obama makes love to a toilet."

However, if you search for "Obama pees sitting down" and click on the second link you find this:

http://angloam.wordpress.com/2009/09/01/a-bona-fide-zero/

An article about Pastor Steven L Anderson and a video of one of his sermons. In the sermon, Anderson quotes a Bible passage that appears to demonize men who pee sitting down. He also claims that in public restrooms in Germany, peeing sitting down is mandatory, and there are signs instructing men to never pee standing up. He constructs a metaphor about what constitutes manhood and concludes that we need men, real men, in politics. Men who pee standing up. He finishes by saying that we have a president who probably pees sitting down.

So, if you were to find an exact match for "Obama makes love to a toilet" it might help your case if you also link to a video of a crazy redneck or Chris Psaros talking about how he caught Obama in a Jamaican bathhouse making love to a toilet.

Of course, I can't tell people how to vote, so this is more of a rule of thumb. I'm just trying to make the game as fascinating as possible!

Fagzilla · (Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:01 pm)

"Obama is not a nigger"

Potatoes · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:33 pm)

"obama is a house nigger"

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:18 pm)

Wow, these are really creative.

The "house nigger" accusation was already made in an Al Quaeda video.

I mean, if you've never heard of that already, I guess it's pretty interesting.

Anyway, you're supposed to be running searches and providing links.

Fagzilla · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:20 pm)

Nigger.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:21 pm)

Actually, Chris, your suggestion yielded this result, which was pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TCtT4CdjXQ&videos=eOuywvB96YI

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:28 pm)

But apparently that's based on a comment that's been deleted or something because it's nowhere to be found on the page.

YES · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:32 pm)

"obama is not a gay necrophiliac"

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22obama+is+not+a+gay+necrophiliac&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=b36c7832dbb01be6

YES · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:34 pm)

This is not a good game, because its too easy to steal from approximate search results

Anyway

Obama licks international bankers and satans dick

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22obama+licks+&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=b36c7832dbb01be6

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:17 pm)

I guess I should clarify.

By "direct result" I meant not approximate search result.

The phrase you use has to be in the source you provide verbatim.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:18 pm)

Why is Obama's lips so purple

YES · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:19 pm)

Yeah but one leads to the other, you fuckbard

Anyway *Breaking news* black people are offended by something

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:22 pm)

If you find something good in approximate matches, simply find a choice quote from that particular page and use that as you quote.

The fact that you can search for something and find a bunch of unrelated material is not really a weakness in the game.

The point of the game is to scrape the bottom. Since everybody who posts anything on the World Wide Web has mentioned Barack Obama at least once, searching for his name plus something ridiculous can lead you to extremely obscure stuff that nobody reads. Often times, this is the best stuff.

YES · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:47 pm)

Fuckbard was a compliment; don't get defensive

Obama is literally gay

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22obama+is+literally+gay&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=b36c7832dbb01be6

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:51 pm)

I half suspected you were comparing me to Shakespear.

I'm really surprised "Obama is literally gay" doesn't yield those pictures of him in the cowboy hat. That looked really really gay!

Or at least the Larry Sinclair debacle.

Anyway, this guy is awesome.

http://www.artnewsblog.com/2008/10/pricasso-paints-sarah-palin-naked.htm

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:58 pm)

"obama is literally Gay Hitler Eternal"

Now you've got something.

http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

"Literally Hitler" has a nice ring to it.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:09 pm)

Literary Hitler.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:13 pm)

"Obama has boobs"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090429122858AAyhtZ0

"Obama has bitch tits"

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f75/obama-has-bitch-tits-903668/

Potatoes · (Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:15 am)

"obama is a scorpion"