Who was the worst name at Fagtown IRL? |
Peter Jones |
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0% |
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Mike Kunz |
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46% |
[ 7 ] |
Clinton Swann |
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6% |
[ 1 ] |
Joshua Bender |
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6% |
[ 1 ] |
Stefan Jean-Phillipe Perrier |
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40% |
[ 6 ] |
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Total Votes : 15 |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:48 pm) Reply

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Lots of posibilities here, but I decided to clear out the riff-raff and distill it to the BIG FIVE. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:53 pm) Reply

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Example of my rationale: Peter Jones (don't ask)
First, "Peter":
- Slang for cock
- Old-fashioned
- Popular fag name
Jones:
- That's, what, the second most common last name in the Western world? How shitty must THAT be! |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:54 pm) Reply

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I guess the rest don't really need any explanation. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:54 pm) Reply

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Peter's name is good because it's pretty anonymous.
I picked Mike Kunz, just because of the last name. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:55 pm) Reply

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Who "was" the worst...
God.
Can't edit it either. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:56 pm) Reply

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Dick Jones. _________________
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:09 pm) Reply

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Magic Juan certainly has the somethingest name. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:20 pm) Reply
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The only thing wrong with my name is nobody can spell it correctly. I call bullshit on this contest! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:25 pm) Reply
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Also, Patrick Uhler is an ugly and brutal name. Bullshit! |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:28 pm) Reply

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Chris Psaros is a pretty shitty name too. There are only two ways my brain can think to pronounce that last name and they both start with a euphemism for urine. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:32 pm) Reply

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Yeah, I can't believe Chris thinks his name is better than Peter's! _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:41 pm) Reply

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Oh yeah, Chris definitely has a really shitty last name.
His name is worse than Mike Kunz, even. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:50 pm) Reply

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Hey, now wait a minute, I absolutely considered entering my name in this.
I didn't for reasons of keeping the poll non-polluted! I didn't want pure SPITE VOTES from people such as Theldorrin. And I also felt that there was a conflict of interest somehow in entering my own name. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:57 pm) Reply

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You think you're like Harrison fucking Ford over here when everybody else in the world is just puking about your awful name _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:06 pm) Reply

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While there are plenty of Greeks with my and my sister's names, Derrick is interesting in that he may be the only Derrick Psaros who has ever lived.
That combination of first and last is just very unlikely! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:15 pm) Reply

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I hope you're listening to the music clips right now. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:26 pm) Reply
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I was considering a write-in vote for Chris because of his unpronounceable bullshit. Also Morgan because I can't pronounce or remember how to spell that ridiculous Dai-shit! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:32 pm) Reply

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Danglenuts. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:44 pm) Reply

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I considered Morgan, but Morgan is such a cute name for a girl that it cancels out those danglin' nuts. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:49 pm) Reply
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I also relate her first name with a spindly male nerdlinger from high school that everybody called Morgasm. Not me, though. Name related mockery is cruel! |
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