Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Big Fagot · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:56 pm)

A modern classic.

ALDP · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:58 pm)

Q. How many guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. If you convinced Mike Dunn's girlfriend that you can finger her with a light bulb, so many guys would volunteer to screw in light bulbs that you could pick any number up to the number of people on earth and still be right
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ALDP · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:04 pm)

Q. What do you get when you cross Mike Dunn's girlfriend with anybody on earth with hands, including a jar of floating human hands?

A. Those hands stimulating Mike Dunn's girlfriend's cunt
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ALDP · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:06 pm)

Q. What's a thing little kids say that upsets Mike Dunn's girlfriend to the point of crying?

A1. Look mom, no hands!

A2. Finger you? What do you mean, ma'am?

A3. My parents told me not to talk to you because you'll ask me to finger you.

A4. My hands are too tired, I can't finger you anymore.

A5. What are you doing with my hand? Stop! Noooo! Help!
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ALDP · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:28 pm)

Q. What's the difference between a grandfather and a grandfather clock?

A. A grandfather clock stops working when Mike Dunn's girlfriend tackles it to the ground and forces its hands down her pants
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ALDP · (Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:34 pm)

Q. Why did they throw Mike Dunn's girlfriend out of the casino, specifically the poker tables?

A. She kept badgering everybody at the table to finger her and splashed her drink on the dealer when he told her to stop
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ALDP · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:14 am)

Q. Why does Mike Dunn refer to his girlfriend by the unlikely pet name "my Piggy Bank?"

A. Periodically Mike Dunn's girlfriend's clitoris, subject to endless pressure and considerable heat from friction, is shed in the form of a small diamond which she saves in an Altoids tin that they keep in a safe, the combination of which is known half by Mike Dunn and half by his girlfriend
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Potatoes · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:35 am)

Which one is Mike Dunn again?

it's Stupid Mike?

ALDP · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:04 am)

Why the fuck should that matter, you fat dumb hick?
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MADali · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:40 pm)

So what is the story behind this?

Vinny · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:33 pm)

There's no way to intuit what this thread is about by reading it, that's for sure.
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Theldorrin · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:35 pm)

I think the most perplexing thing is that most of the posts are edited.
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ALDP · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:45 pm)

Oh, I realized towards the end that my signature is kind of obnoxious in the middle of a play so I finished without it then went back and edited all the other ones.
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Theldorrin · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:46 pm)

OH!
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ALDP · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:46 pm)

I got out of bed to post the "Piggy Bank" joke, which was lucky because then I realized I had forgotten to set my alarm clock!
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Fagzilla · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:53 pm)

Personally, I think we've all gotten our fill of the "ironic sig" phase.

I know I have!

Theldorrin · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:22 pm)

My sig is deathly serious.
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ALDP · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:26 pm)

This is what I mean about Chris having a stunted simplistic sense of humor. Duhhhh *puts unfunny quote in sig for two days* ok irony done
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Fagzilla · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:31 pm)

Sigs make threads so much easier to read.

They're like a breath of fresh air.

Fagzilla · (Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:32 pm)

Oh, speaking of sarcasm, did you guys hear about that thing, with the reverse italics to convey sarcasm??

Was that here where I read about that?