Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

I was gonna make a journal post in Theldorrin's journal thread but I found this one first. Is his just on the front page? I didn't check.

Is John Galt a famous novelist? He founded Guelph and we've got a John Galt Park, I've never read Atlas Shrugged but that's what it reminds me of before it reminds me of some novelist! This isn't what I was going to post about, but I just read this whole thread and forgot what I was gonna post about!! Argh!!!!
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Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[YES]

I think ALDP is no longer funny. Sure he's still witty and everything but he's developed a pretty bad sense of humor

I mean, my "have sex with dog" thread was funnier than anything ALDP has done in the past few months

[ALDP]

Aw, widdle baby sad he'll never be in FTU Non-Virgins?
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[YES]

Clearly the only alternative is suicide

[Magic Juan]

This thread is about posts I don't remember writing.

[ALDP]

(4:54:03 AM) The topic for #ftusa is: 3823-8407-0092
(5:02:17 AM) ALDP: I come here to CHAT and all I find is this BULLSHIT!
(5:02:21 AM) ALDP: FUCK THIS!!!!
(5:02:30 AM) ALDP: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH!!!!!!
(5:02:42 AM) ALDP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(5:02:55 AM) ALDP: HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(5:03:15 AM) ALDP: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
(5:03:52 AM) ALDP: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(5:04:04 AM) ALDP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(5:04:36 AM) ALDP: PUNK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
(5:04:49 AM) ALDP: BITCH SLUT MOTHERFUCKER
(5:05:06 AM) ALDP: 8=====================D
(5:05:16 AM) ALDP: FUCK YOUR MOM!!!!
(5:05:52 AM) ALDP: Mike...
(5:06:08 AM) ALDP: Sometimes... I feel like a dog in a suit, driving to work, scaring everybody
(5:06:12 AM) ALDP: Not in a gay way like Andre
(5:06:58 AM) ALDP: Like I'm so excited and happy
(5:07:57 AM) ALDP: But everybody else is horrified
(5:08:12 AM) ALDP: And then I get to the place and can't do anything
(5:08:18 AM) ALDP: I knock stuff of my desk
(5:08:30 AM) ALDP: I trail papers around and get them all dirty
(5:11:05 AM) ALDP: Maybe eventually people see the dog is usually an OK driver and maybe they find some stuff it can do at the office and the town gets famous for it
(5:11:08 AM) ALDP: I don't know
(5:12:20 AM) ALDP: I guess we all just play the hand we've been dealt
(5:14:50 AM) TL left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
(5:17:23 AM) ALDP: Andre got dealt four queens and a really gay-looking joker
(5:17:25 AM) ALDP: He's a queen
(5:17:31 AM) ALDP: He's a bad gay joke
(5:17:36 AM) ALDP: He's nothing to me!
(5:19:09 AM) ALDP: He put his hand up his butt!
(5:19:13 AM) ALDP: Suck the dealer dick!
(5:24:39 AM) ALDP: Tell him every word I said here tonight!
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[Fagzilla]

http://p218.ezboard.com/MR-POPOS-PALACE/fpopoboard33208frm1.showMessage?topicID=4.topic

[ALDP]

I registered an account to ask if they like the pirate pictures Nobuo reviewed but it isn't letting me log in!!!
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[Mike Dunn]

I don't under-stand these pirates!!!!

[ALDP]

I drew those pirates, you know.
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[ALDP]

I'm gonna make this my journal thread because I like to think of myself as "the mind" of FTU, so the title is appropriate for my journal thread.

I thought of a call and response for a song

party people in the house say "oh my god"
(oh my god
oh my god)

party people in the house say "what the fuck"
(what the fuck
what the fuck)

party people in the house say "holy shit"
(holy shit
holy shit)
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"Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato



Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

[Servbot]

Have you listened to Wizard of the Hood yet?

[YES]

No one considers you to be the smartest person at FTU, ALDP

[ALDP]

Wow, I was looking for my journal thread to post a rap I came up with, and I found THIS thread, which I ALREADY did that in! This time the rap is:

look into my eyez,
see the frankenstein-sized pain
look into my brain
see the rain
driving me insane

[ALDP]

Speaking of rap,
http://tygervinum.com/music.htm

I might have posted about Tyger Vinum before but I only knew about his MySpace then, which has less music than his site. This guy is a really bad rapper, but his rapping is "so bad it's good." He's got a dopey lispy voice like an angry cartoon dog and 90% of his rhymes rely on badly misplacing the stressed syllables in words.

It looks like you can listen to all of his songs on his site. I've only heard the album Sinister Ambitionz, on which the standout tracks are:
Young and Hungry
Hitman's Anthem
Diggin' U
Welkom 2 Amsterdam (Remix Straat)

Sample lyrics:
(from Young and Hungry)
I'll battle anywhere, it's a fact
We can battle over waters standin on top of kayaks
We can battle over land in back of a movin truck
I'll even give you a horseshoe to hold for good luck
We can battle in the air parachutin out of planes
Or inside a burnin building inhaling smoke and flames
We can battle underwater til we run out of breath
Or in the desert with Bedouin tribesmen as refs
We can battle on the rooftop of the Empire State
Or in the grimy sewer, flashlights face to face
If we run out of room on earth, we can battle in space
While standing amongst the stars, I'll put you back in your place

(Hitman's Anthem, crappy ridiculous reggaeton beat)
I'm a killer, that's all I'm ever gonna be
Hunting down my prey on land, sky, or sea
Hiding in dark caves or up in a tree
Taking proof that they're dead to collect the bounty

I'm sick of transcribing this shit. Diggin' U is a very unpleasant song about having sex with women. Welkom 2 Amsterdam starts with him speaking "Yes yes... Tyger Vinum, AKA Mr. Poisonouz... Let me tell you a little something about the city I love... When you come to Amsterdam... it's more than women, weed, windmills and wooden shoes." Then he proceeds to rap badly and almost exclusively about that list of topics.

[ALDP]

In 1952 Brown met James Stillman Rockefeller Jr. at a party, and they became engaged. Later that year, while on a book tour in Nice, France, she unexpectedly died at 42 of an embolism, two weeks after emergency surgery for an ovarian cyst. (Kicking up her leg to show the doctor how well she was feeling ironically caused a blood clot that had formed in her leg to dislodge and travel to her heart.)

[Big Fagot]

How can they know that?

"This blood clot was dislodged 380 hours and 51 minutes before death"
"But ... that's when she ... oh my god ..."

[ALDP]

I see no reason for assuming it didn't happen within moments of her kicking her leg up and that doctors have no way of locating where a blood clot originated

[Magic Juan]

So for two years I stopped making hyperbolic and intensely disingenuous posts. I guess that will change!