Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Magic Juan]

So I got stuck in an airport today for 12 hours and now I've been deposited in Burlington, Vermont, where I have no money and need to sleep in the airport until the bus station opens up!

*rides high in the plane*
*Roy laughing spreads his wings*

[My Head Hurts 90]

Sleeping in an airport is basically impossible. I just use the time to watch all of the old movies I have queued up.

[Magic Juan]

I don't know how to explain this, but being in an airport and consequently being marooned in some fucking podunk city is a fucking nightmare when you're sleep deprived and think that you might be fired because you had to call into work.

[Servbot]

I just found out the place I'm renting is being forclosed.

[My Head Hurts 90]

This is where we talk about shitty transportation things.

I have to drive 2500 miles because my job doesn't start until October.

[Servbot]

I'm sorry, I misread the thread title.

I was in a car accident last week and have to buy a new whip on Friday.

[FancyMichael]

I didn't know there were any black Belmonts.

[Big Fagot]

Go see Da Bouncer while you're there.

[Magic Juan]

Does Da Bouncer live in Burlington? I have literally nothing to do right now except for walk around like a vagabond so I'd go bother him or something.

[Roy]

A few months ago while I was riding in style on the airplane, I watched The Secret Life of Bees. It was terrible, but I correctly predicted that Roger Ebert would give it a good review anyway on account of his jungle fever.

[bitter gigatron]

Despite Ebert's negrophilia, I think he was going to give this movie a positive review just based on his love of movies with magical negroes in them.

[bitter gigatron]

And bees. Ebert likes bees, too.

[Roy]

MADali has Jungle Guu fever.

[Servbot]

The place was shown off by a realtor while no one was home today.