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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:14 pm) Reply

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I was asking Chris, actually. I FORGOT TO CLARIFY. _________________
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:58 pm) Reply

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Aren't there any shitty hipster dive bars around you could work at instead, Rick? _________________
@}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:12 pm) Reply

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| Quote: | | What's the most you've drank in one sitting? |
Oh man. So much. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:13 pm) Reply

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| I drank 27 gallons, 42 pints, 8 quarts and 3 cups into my mouth and eye's!!!1 |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:20 pm) Reply

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I refuse to let you have the one thing I'm good at. _________________
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:58 pm) Reply

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| When you put it that way, I want you to have it. |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:17 am) Reply

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I was going to give you the same advise as Morgan did, Rick. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:34 am) Reply

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There was a pretty good hipster bar in the city I just moved from, and it had a great juke box with a The Melvins album on it . I only know of one hipster bar here in Tacoma, but it also has a good juke box. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:27 am) Reply

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| Being able to drink a lot is a retarded argument. I wish I could always get drunk off of 1 beer. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:00 pm) Reply

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| I'M FUCKING DRUNK RIGHT NOW. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:01 pm) Reply

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| Pre wife and kids I used to party often. I loved beer, weed, and coke to a point that I started to hurt people I loved. I had too grow up fast and force myself to stop. The part life let out a side of me that was really dark. I only have a beer during football games and enjoy a joint now and again. But now its less about me and more about my little girl that keeps the demons at bay. She saved my life and my marrige, I owe her every thing. wow that was sappy . |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:33 pm) Reply

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Girls save marriages until they reach the first grade and become giant sluts who force their parents apart. _________________ "Cogito ergo sum (I think therefore I am)" Plato
Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot] |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:13 am) Reply

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Not to be a dick or anything, but saving your marriage isn't your child's job. And it's pretty irresponsible to be having children if your marriage (or life for that matter) is in danger.
But I'm very judgmental and condescending about parents, so feel free to ignore me. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:21 am) Reply

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| Not to be a dick or anything, but can you seriously not read his CT? |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:54 am) Reply

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Well it's not like the kid actually had to do anything or endured any real hardship about it. He had a kid and he wanted to be a good (or better) person/husband/father, and so he changed his lifestyle accordingly.
It's only bad to have a kid if you're not willing to make the necessary changes to your lifestyle to not be a huge shithead. _________________
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:25 am) Reply

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| Give Morgan back her account, Punkasss |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:49 pm) Reply

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She's being raised by Mautty, that's hardship enough.
I mean, my parents were alcoholic/addicts, but at least they weren't shitty posters on a message board. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:44 pm) Reply
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| Hope you're sterile. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:44 pm) Reply
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| boom...shakalaka |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:39 am) Reply

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I've been drunk once in my whole life, when my roommates fed me a bunch of vodka shots and girly drinks on my birthday a few years ago. I didn't feel boisterous and uninhibited at all though, just sick, so I vowed never to get drunk again.
Maybe I went wrong by drinking out of a bottle instead of a red plastic cup. |
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