Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:52 pm)

I'm pretty sure I was engaged in sexual intercourse at the moment of Michael Jackson's death.

Rice · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:55 pm)

I can't believe you're boning Teresa.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:57 pm)

Wait, so you argued with me about Breakfast of Champions, then you got off the computer and fucked a girl, and then got right back on Fagtown?

I don't really understand how that chain of events took place.

MADali · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:08 pm)

worst news ever =/

Fagzilla · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:32 pm)

So, guys, I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.

He ate an 8 year old weiner.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:34 pm)

They're saying it might have been skin cancer, though.

He got a lot of son.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:36 pm)

I hear plans are already in place for him to be melted down and turned into toys.

So that kids can play with him for a change.

Servbot · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:38 pm)

Eh, who cares?

MADali · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:44 pm)

Fuck you, guys.

I remember Rice & I talking about how awesome Michael Jackson's music was.

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:45 pm)

Yeah, he has some good music.

I was asking Ace about the Beatles catalog, so I guess I'll look that up now to see what's what.

BigJoeMex · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:45 pm)

That's more like it!

Theldorrin · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:46 pm)

Oh, he formed a joint venture with Sony and thus owned half of the publishing rights.

I guess that's worse than Heather Mills owning half, because it means Paul McCartney owns none.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:49 pm)

Haha, got a lot of son.

That's the best one.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:56 pm)

I heard that Michael Jackson died from having sex with young boys.

Seru · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:00 pm)

Man, I'm dying to see all the awesome headlines tomorrow. I'll be extremely disappointed if they actually show respect. WACKO JACKO DIES FROM CARDIACO ATTACKO.

Potatoes · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:11 pm)

The first black man to walk on the moon!

Potatoes · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:12 pm)

I wonder what nutty headline The Onion will cook up. Something involving his nose? Something about the Elephant Man?

Seru · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:31 pm)

It was kind of awesome to see the whole world grind to a stop for about an hour. And people doing the Thriller dance is the street.

Sporkism · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:32 pm)

Michael Jackson and I almost share the same birthday Sad

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Sporkism · (Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:22 pm)

This Halloween's "clever douchebag" costume: zombie Michael Jackson.
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