Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:40 am)

Roger Ebert thinks dead is a noun.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:46 am)

I think the producers of this movie spent too much money on special effects and not enough on PAYING OFF ROGER EBERT.

Oh wait, the people who like these movies don't read. Maybe that's why he was freed up to give it a bad review.

(I'm not saying my OUTLANDISH corrupt film criticism theory is definitely correct. I'm just saying, look at the evidence.)

Servbot · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:39 am)

Show me the evidence.

YES · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:26 am)

Its kinda funny when black people ask for evidence, and white people are like "poor people don't need evidence, especially black ones"

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:30 pm)

The evidence is, watch I Love You Man and then read Ebert's review and notice how he skillfully avoids saying all the mean things that he could say about it.

Then read his Fast and Furious review and wonder if the movie's target demographic actually reads movie reviews.

Fagzilla · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:29 pm)

Fuck this thread for at least five reasons.

Derek Payne · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:46 pm)

Only five?

Jason · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:19 pm)

Six now!
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Fagzilla · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:25 pm)

The ones I counted at the time I made that post:

1. No gay title
2. Wrong forum
3. Not even about the movie, about babbling screaming crap instead
4. Screaming crap disparages Roger Ebert
5. By PunkAsss

Jason · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:26 pm)

Why isn't number five a plus for you?
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L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:02 pm)

Fuck Chris for five reasons:

1. It's screaming crap out their mouths, not just screaming crap.
2. It's not my fault Roger Ebert thinks dead is a noun.
3. He's constantly like dipping his toes in the water without ever getting in.
4. By that I mean he has sex with Asian businessmen.
5. SHE FUCKED AROUND AND TURNED ME DOWN. DIDN'T THINK I COULD PLAY THE PART. BUT NOW THE PROM QUEEN THE PROM QUEEN IS CRYING AT MY DOOR OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.

Jason · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 pm)

See? This is definitely your kind of thing.
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L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:40 pm)

Jason, you're a cruel animal.

Fagzilla · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:18 pm)

PunkAsss is 80% miss/20% hit.

Just because I praise him sometimes doesn't mean I like him all the time, or even a majority of the time. A majority of the time his posts are almost completely unreadable (like Outland).

Unlike you Jason, I actually have a nuanced view of posters and am not 100% polar in my opinions!

Jason · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:39 pm)

So nuanced that you'll even contradict yourself in a single post.
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Theldorrin · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:40 pm)

If he's unreadable a majority of the time he should be 80% miss, not 80% hit.

You are such a fool, Christopher.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:41 pm)

Mixed signals.

Big Fagot · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:43 pm)

To say Jason isn't nuanced you'd have to be a wretched godforsaken shit-eating stupid fucking nigger lover.

Jason · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:45 pm)

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Fagzilla · (Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:55 pm)

Please transpose the words "hit" and "miss" in my post, but that should have been obvious.

Now editing...