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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:26 pm) Reply

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I want to know how often all of you shit. Also, what do you think about when you shit? Do you read a magazine?
Also, do you floss your teeth, and if so how much? I have a permanent retainer behind my bottom front teeth, and so I can't floss them, and I just know that whole area is a cesspool of filth.
I also want to know everybody's shaving habits. Does anybody here shave anything besides their face? Does anybody here shave their pubic hair? What about their chests and armpits. I'm guessing Jason does all this cause he's a wrestler who happens to be gay.
What about bleeding? Does anybody at FTU practice self-mutilation? I'm interested in that sort of thing.
And when you shit and you have to pee at the same time, do you shit and then stand up and pee or do you pee like a girl? I've done both. I want to know what other people do. I guess Morgan can't really answer this one lol.
Also, what is everybody's address, social security number, mother's maiden name, and what bank do you use?
I want to know if you like apples (the fruit silly not the computer).
Does anybody else get slight pains in their extremeties that make them worry about their general health?
What is your favorite color? Have you ever been mildly attracted to your cousin? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:33 pm) Reply

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I shit every time I read one of your posts. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:33 pm) Reply

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I have a retainer behind my bottom front teeth, too.
When I went to the dentist recently, they had to split the cleaning in to two appointments because of how long it took them to properly scrape around the fucking thing.
I guess it's better than braces forever, but god. |
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Sailor Bigglesworth Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 71 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:40 pm) Reply

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I shit on average every day.
I floss after I eat corn. And sometimes when I suspect my teeth are going to rot out of my head.
I shave my legs, armpits, and pubic hair. I do not shave my chest, though I do pluck the hairs around my nipples.
I bleed every month for about a week.
I always pee like a girl.
I like apples.
I get pains in my side, my chest, and my arms, that all worry me about my health. I'm afraid of dying of a heart attack.
My favorite color is pink. I do not have any cousins I have been mildly attracted to. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:44 pm) Reply

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Me and Sailor Bigglesworth have fairly similar stats. _________________
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:54 pm) Reply
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Sailor Bigglesworth and I. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:42 pm) Reply

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I shit 1-3 times a day. I think about a lot of stuff when I shit, but I only read magazines when I shit at my parents' house. We don't have magazines in my bathroom.
I don't ever floss, and I hate when my dentist gives me shit about it. I've never needed braces so suck my dick.
I shave my face every time my beard gets long and ridiculous looking, and I trim my pubes every time they get long and ridiculous looking. I use scissors on my pubes. My chest an pits are hairy, like a man's should be.
I only make myself bleed when I pop zits.
I sit down to pee like a girl when I shit and piss, because usually the piss comes as a prelude to the shit.
My address is NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Apples are great, gala apples are the best.
I get sudden pains in my balls and ass once in a while, but they usually go away fast and don't hurt enough for me to get seriously worried.
My favorite color is red. I find a couple of my cousins to be attractive, but I'm not sexually aroused by them. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:55 pm) Reply

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I'LL ANSWER THIS SERIOUSLY.
My shitting is too irregular. It can go from multiple times a day to once a week. This depends on my diet but I have no idea what factors cause its irregularity.
I floss every morning in the shower after brushing my teeth in the shower.
I shave my face every two days because my facial hair is patchy and letting it grow too long only increases my ugliness. I try and shave my shoulders and back and other places random HAIRS POP UP (its never thick or uniform in its dispersion) and also my BALLS when its feel like a cactus is poking my thighs.
I suppose I might bleed a lot, although I don't notice it. I'm more clumsy than I originally thought so I'm waking up with mysterious bruises and cuts I have no idea got there.
I piss sitting down when I shit. Otherwise, no.
My address is in Morgantown. I have two addresses because the post office can't figure out where I live exactly.
I dislike apples and always have. I don't think I'll ever warm up to them.
I get random pains but the most noticeable ones are where my liver is at. I don't assume anything is necessarily wrong but my body can't handle binge drinking like it once could.
My favorite color is green. I'm not sexually attracted to my cousins, although I have numerous female cousins. _________________
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:39 pm) Reply

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My shitting habits are like Vinny's. One day I may shit 2 or 3 times, one day I may not shit at all.
I floss my teeth once a week, always Saturday or Sunday, I brush every day.
I shave my face and neck and area around my Ass Hole. Sometimes I'll get silly and shave my entire PUBAL ZONE and then laugh about how big my dick and balls look.
Sometimes I have blood also come out when I poop, I eat enough fiber every day, so it's probably an ulcer, or polyps, or colorectal cancer. I've never self mutilated though. But when I was a tween, I would get mad at videogames and hit my head on my knee, or slap myself.
Shit & Piss? Sit down. Shit only? Sit down. Piss only? Stand.
lolidunno
I like to snack on tomatoes. I like green apples, the really sour and tart ones are the best.
I regularly get a headache in the same part of my head. It's probably a tumor. Also the occasional blood from my ass when I wipe. Also probably a cancer. I'll never see a doctor about anything but a broken bone.
Purple is nice. Red is okay too. None of my cousins have ever been attractive to me, yet most of them are married. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:51 am) Reply

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I shit once a week and bleed everytime I do.
I floss just before I go to bed every night.
I'm allergic to apples so those are off limits
I only need to shave once a week (baby face), but I shave my chest and pubes about every three days or so.
I pee and shit and the same time.
My address is New Broad St. Orlando, Fla 32814. I live in Baldwin Park a faux-rich neighborhood near downtown. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:10 am) Reply

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:54 am) Reply

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I guess I omitted a couple of answers. My favorite color is pink because it is pretty.
I've never been attracted to any of my cousins.
Sometimes I get heartburn for no reason at all, it actually feels like my heart completely stops when it happens.[/u] |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:44 pm) Reply

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My second favorite color is definitely pink. _________________
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:54 pm) Reply

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This makes me very happy. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:33 pm) Reply

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And you thought the forum was dead. Shame on you. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:36 pm) Reply

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I don't so much think the forum is dead so much as my feelings toward it are.
Like I said, it's not really about number of posts as it is about THE FEELIN' |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:41 pm) Reply

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I shit once a week and bleed everytime I do. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:43 pm) Reply

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I hope your feelings for me never waver. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:45 pm) Reply

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I think you should see a medical professional.
But I was happy to see you answer two questions in one. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:57 pm) Reply

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Because of the heartburn thing? I've had that thing for years and I'm not dead yet! |
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