Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Vinny]

What the fuck do you guys eat?

I guess the objective here is to list what you eat each day for each meal. I wanted this to be a strictly HISTORICAL REPRESENTATION of what you ate as opposed to what you think your diet consists of mainly, but that won't work.

Regardless, here's what I have eaten so far today.

Tuesday, March 31st.

8:30 AM: A bowl of Special K.
1:48 PM: A bowl of bag salad with ginger dressing.
6:30 PM: HAMBURGER HELPER enchilada something with zucchini and squash.
NIGHTTIME: Like 9 beers followed by a turkey wrap.

Wednesday, April 1st

9:30 AM: A bowl of Special K.
2:42 PM: A teriyaki chicken sandwich with onions, portabello mushrooms, and provolone cheese with a banana on the side. Also, a glass of orange juice.
5:10 PM: A turkey, ham, and roast beef wrap with provolone cheese.
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[Jason]

Oh, I already keep a food journal anyway, so I might as well.

Tuesday, March 31

7:50 AM: Oats, pineapple, cinnamon.
12:10 PM: Grape and banana smoothie.
3:40 PM: Turkey sandwich.
7:30 PM: Chicken and mixed vegetables.

Wednesday, April 1

9:20 AM: Two egg breads, broccoli.
11:50 AM: Watermelon and blueberry smoothie.
5:30 PM: Salmon and salad.
9:30 PM: Chicken and mixed vegetables.

Thursday, April 2

10:30 AM: Oats, blueberries, cinnamon.
2:30 PM: Watermelon and banana smoothie.
6:50 PM: Turkey sandwich.
10:10 PM: Chicken and salad.

Friday, April 3

10:50 AM: Two egg breads, broccoli.
3:00 PM: Grape and banana smoothie.
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[Jason]

Well, it's a food journal + regular journal. Mostly just about exercise and thoughts of wrestling and things.
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[Jason]

Tuesday, March 31:

8:00 AM: Cock.
8:03 AM: Dick.
8:11 AM: Cock and dick (leftovers).
8:17 AM: Semen.
8:24 AM: The best bread that the chat recommended.
8:29 AM: Man meat.

[L Ron Butterfly]

I haven't eaten anything today because my girlfriend's room mate kicked me out of the apartment.

I'm so hungry.

Right before that happened, though, I was beginning to amass a very powerful diet that consisted mostly of apples, bananas, yogurt, and peanut butter.

All of these foods are in some way homoerotic besides apples.

[Jason]

Tell me that after you take my apples in your mouth.
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[L Ron Butterfly]

[My Head Hurts 90]

This probably won't be accurate since I have full access to someone's fridge, so I'm going to oink out before going back to my poverty diet.

TUESDAY

10:00 AM: Potatoes O'brien, whole milk, granola bar
12:00 PM: Cantaloupe!
3:30 PM: One cheddar bratwurst that's making me sick and a Sprite
8:30 PM: Steak, cantaloupe, whole milk, granola bar (This guy needs more supplementary foods!)
11:00 PM: Two yogurts and a granola bar

WEDNESDAY

11:00 AM: leftover steak panini sandwich, cantaloupe, two yogurts, whole milk, two chicken tacos, orange juice (got ham I shouldn't wait so long to eat after waking up)
2:00 PM: Green grapes
5:00 PM: Some pretzels (Smash Bros. takes my mind off of eating)
10:00 PM: filet mignon, hash browns, whole milk, cocoa puffs

THURSDAY

11:00 AM: cocoa puffs, whole milk
1:00 PM: Soft pretzels, grilled chicken, gatorade, cheese

[Big Fagot]

Last night I had brown rice, carrots and squash with hot sauce.

Which makes me sound really healthy except I only did it because I didn't want to make the trip to get gyros.

[Vinny]

Yeah, I went grocery shopping so for the next two weeks my diet will be pretty decent but after that it's eating paninis and ramen every other day.
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[Fagzilla]

Hahaha, squash. Cinnamon.

Where's the okra?

Fucking faggots!

[Vinny]

I'm going to eat zucchini and squash tonight!
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[Jason]

Oh, and what will you have for dinner?
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[Mike Dunn]

Tuesday, March 31

12:15 PM: Coffee with cream, sugar and sugar-free caramel syrup

1:30 PM: 3 or 4 broken off pieces of a hershey's Cookies and Cream

3:30 PM: About to eat a cheese, salami, pepper and onion quesadilla with some fresh green beans on the side.

4:30 PM: Iced Yerba Mate and a 50 cent pack of peanut butter crackers.

8:30 PM: Hot wings, french fries and beer

11:30 PM: 2 Chips Ahoy! cookies

1:50 AM: A weak cup of black coffee and one slice of my girlfriend's cheese, salami, pepper and onion quesadilla (leftovers).

[Fagzilla]

Now we're talkin'!

[Derek Payne]

Tuesday, March 31

12:50: The steering wheel.

[Theldorrin]

I had Taco Bell today, so I'll post the next day I have something more typical.

[Sporkism]

TUESDAY 3/31:

7:00am - Turkey sandwich with provolone, alfalfa sprouts, and balsamic vinaigrette

7:30am - Small chai latte

10:00am - Granola bar

12:00pm - Mashed potatoes, green beans, pineapple

3:00pm - Half of a snickerdoodle cookie

5:00pm - Two small slices of pepperoni pizza

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

[Fagzilla]

Last night I hadn't really eaten much all day, and I had a box of Safeway brand hamburger helper, but no hamburger, but I did have some chicken, all of this being just about the absolute last of my food, so I fried the chicken and made the hamburger helper, and then just dumped it all into a big mixing bowl and kept eating out of the BOWL for the rest of the night until it was gone.

Today I ate a beef pot pie (the VERY last of my food) and I think that's it.

Wait I think I still have tortillas and half of an avocado, and a very small amount of cheese.

[YES]

Korean food