Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Vinny]

I have a story to turn in tomorrow for CREATIVE WRITING about the SHADOW SIDE OF SOCIETY. Basically, that would be the SIDE of SOCIETY that isn't TALKED ABOUT or whatever but it's STILL THERE! The name is pretty explanatory, I guess.

Anyway, I'm tired of thinking up ideas and don't want to do anything stupid or cliched.

Also, it's gay that Firefox 2's LITTLE SPELL CHECKER won't add that ACCENT MARK FOR ME. I guess I'll never spell it right.

ANYWAY, OUT WITH THOSE IDEAS.

[Seru]

Like vampires?

Vampires are so awesome.

[Vinny]

I guess I should just rip off Lord of the Flies.

[Big Fagot]

Many people who might call for the death penalty for rapists laugh at victims of prison rape.

Whatever you can do with that.

[Vinny]

That's actually a pretty good one. I don't know if I'm smart enough to turn it into a story, though.

[Big Fagot]

How about how the system rewards shitty treatment of convicted sex offenders?

[Vinny]

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

[Theldorrin]

Like that town that passed a bylaw that disallowed convicted sex offenders from living there, which led to them kicking out that guy that was convicted of public urination.

[Vinny]

Aha!

[Theldorrin]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17589219/

Sorry, it was an ordinance.

[Big Fagot]

If you're a politician, you get automatic votes by calling for sex offenders to have their dicks nailed to walls, and you instantly lose votes by saying nonviolent offenders of a sexual nature should be allowed to breathe unpoisoned air.

[Big Fagot]

Politicians : sex offenders :: Art students : Thomas Kinkade

[Seru]

Or somebody is arrested on suspsicion of possessing child pornography (Which turned out to be pictures of his kids in the bath or something equally lame) and his entire life is ruined well into his golden years.

Or the whole teenagers getting arrested for taking nude videos of themselves and et cetera et cetera.

[Theldorrin]

You could talk about how most child porn is actually of teenagers taking photos of themselves.

[Theldorrin]

You should talk about the widespread, constant discrimination against atheists.

[Big Fagot]

Or about how different states have different ages of consent, with 18 being the supremum, yet it's culturally understood that it is on a person's (woman's) 18th birthday that they stop being a defenseless child and start being fair motherfuckin' game.

Or about how female teachers who fuck male students are never referred to as pedophiles.

Or about how a man can be accused by a woman of rape, and the woman can rescind the accusation before it even goes to trial, and for the rest of the man's life it's as good as a conviction.

[Seru]

Yeah, female pedophiles.

Or lesbian female pedophiles!

The Morgans of the world need to be brought down a peg.

[Big Fagot]

Write about how racism is culturally defined in a way that requires every individual to be racist. I.e., you can never serve watermelon and fried chicken together, because everyone knows black people love those two foods and saying them both in the same sentence breaks the rule that you're not supposed to talk about it and puts you under suspicion.

[Big Fagot]

Actually, racism is a good one. Look up the definition of word, then throw together a quick logical argument that no reasonable person could be untainted by racism, and spend the rest of the paper writing about how offensive the words Jew and Mexican are.

[Theldorrin]

That's pretty cliched.