Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[YES]

While listening to the chat and hearing Ace bith about durrr you took the line "The black hole that was Wendy's ass" out of context, and hearing JAson and Vinny talk about their feminine side, I HAVE DECIDED TO WRITE A BOOK

Its called

SUPERGOMB




Our story begins in the age of the vikings as described in the Icelandic Sagas, a Beserker in magic stasis on a cog boat crashlands on a peaceful island..........wakes up as he is washed ashore

A fisherman with a harpoon comes across this muscular warrior, noting his well crafted armor and good nordic looks. Muttering to himself, the fisherman says "Maybe I should dig a grave for this washed body"......but the warrior was awake from his stasis, still cold.....and quickly quipped "You mean a grave for yourself you depraved fisherman"

Though the fisherman was Stunned, the viking warrior rose to his feet and said "The inhabitants of this island are still alive....You have failed, SUPERGOMB"

Remembering his trusty throwing axe as his sidearm, he quickly threw his throwing axe between the fisherman's eyes. "What weaklings, the inhabitants of this island are", the nordic warrior thought to himself

Now.....to find Supergomb. Noting that the wizard who put him in stasis also gave him a crystal ball.........Sitting on the cold beach sand, the nordic warrior chanted "Crystal ball..........show me the strongest warrior on the planet" and the crystal ball shined green, signifying north.

[Potatoes]

North to Greenland, hopefully!

[YES]

I wasnt drunk when I wrote that shit, what the hell?